To be honest I was drunk when I attempted to read the article and the words were beginning to blend together.
Now that I have read through your article, I can honestly say it was fascinating and I appreciate and admire your efforts. You've done amazing job!
sorry if I offended, no need...
NOTE: for those who are desperate you can clean/ scrape out bong residue from your "stem" onto foil and spread it out into a thin layer, light under the foil and smoke the "smoke" that comes off it. Try a straw of cut the top end off a water bottle n use it to catch the smoke... if dried out...
Obviously this is not a "how to" smoke bong residue, but the grossness of doing it.
Truth is, in life we have to adapt. Something that might seem gross one day can be the 'trend' tomorrow. I'm just a simple man who is trying to find out how to get weed in an unfamiliar area, or find a way to...