Help About My Drug Test

[shitan]

hi guys ive been smoking for like 2 years till i got busted. so i didnt smoke for like 2 months till i passed my first drug test. RIGHT after i passed my test i went and smoked my ass off. ive been smoking for 3 weeks now, and i have exacly 13 days till my drug test.

now since my system was clean and ive only had THC in my body from the past 3 weeks that ive been smoking, is it possible for me to pass my drug test in 13 days?


plz im freakin out , ive been drinkin or at trying to drink 2 liters of water a day. ive heard about this weed grass 'shot' that supposely helps to clean my blood and shit.

any suggestion or comment?

 

[Spliff Twister]

I would say no. 3 weeks of smoking is a lot when it comes to drug test. Water and cranberry juice maybe other member have some ideas to. What I want to recommend to you is if you pass this drug test to stop smoking for a little bit and think about getting your medical card. If you do get a doctors Recommendation you need to make a appointment with your judge to ask him to recognize your need to smoke. Because of the fact that you have already committed a crime it is in his right to tell you no. I am on felony probation in California and did this and it worked, although I did it at my sentencing. I am now allowed to smoke marijuana while on probation. I don't get drug tested and I no long have to worry about getting ticketed for Mary Jane as all my tickets and my felony have been for possession of marijuana well almost.

 

[HufflePuffz]

I dont want you to be scared to talk (taking a piss every 20 seconds)
Goto your local mall and look for a draner, Follow instructions.

It's a risk but eat healthy, dont smoke, dont get caught.

-LM

 

[shitan]

Hello. first of all thanks you guys that are trying to hep me

ok, first question. what is a draner?

and is 3 weeks really alot even tho ive been taking small amounts of 'maryjuana' ? Cuz I only take GBs (gravity bongs) which does not take a lot of weed AND the fact that my system was clean?

I fucked up this time and i will do whatever to fix this.

should i just drink alot of water and cranberry juice, play alot of soccer and sweat alot and hope i will pass it or should i go ahead and buy the 420 cleaner cuz my chances are most likely none?

Please guys i really need advices right now

=(

 

[shitan]

Ok, based on yall's suggestion heres what I am going to do:

Drink a LOT of water & cranberry juice everyday. I am gonna do 1 hour of running at the gym EVERYDAY. I gotta be at my P.Os office at 2pm, so that day Im gonna take 2 aspirine at 10am, drink ALOT of water and 1 hour later take 2 more aspirine with a shit load of water.

from 11pm to around 1pm Im gonna be drinking water NON-STOP, pissing my brain out.

I weight 140 pounds at the moment and I NEVER get fat even tho I eat alot of food everyday. thats a good thing right?

One more thing, I work out, so I take a tea-spoon of pure creatine everyday is what good or bad?

Tkx alot guys

 

[Spliff Twister]

I think what he means by a drianer is something to clean your system. I have seen people who only had one day of good smoking fail a drug test a mnoth later. When i had to go to rehab for my perscribtion pill problem my THC count was so high that even when i got out of the 28 day program i was still testing postive for 2 weeks. In all fairness i went out with a bang smoking a hlaf oz in the few hours before i went in. Better safe then sorry i say While i have never had you use a cleaner i hear they work so you may want to do it just to be safe

 

[shitan]

sorry, and by the way I don't know if theres any difference BUT I THINK I'm taking the SCREEN TEST thing.. the one that the result come right away.
I am NOT taking the kinda piss test that you gotta wait 7 days for the results.

Does that matter at all?

 

[Stoner4Life]

sorry, and by the way I don't know if theres any difference BUT I THINK I'm taking the SCREEN TEST thing.. the one that the result come right away.
I am NOT taking the kinda piss test that you gotta wait 7 days for the results.

Does that matter at all?

I had to take the same test for a casino supervisors job. I took a product called "Detoxify"brand XXtra CLEAN Liquid Formula. It was yellow til u mixed it with the dark green vile of 'herbal activator', then it took on the color of my favorite soda. It's worked so well on that test that I saved the box to show any friends that'd need to know what to buy.
This stuff worked great, shit! it even looked like Mountain Dew & so I put it in a Mt. Dew 20 oz. plastic bottle and brought it with me to the intake process that day. It works for 5 hours & and u need to take it at least 1 hour before testing. So there I sat sipping the 'answer' to their upcoming test. I had drunk plenty of water the same morning too...... I passed with flying colors.
Go to: www.detoxify.com call 1-800-DETOX4U .......... good luck u devil

 

[shitan]

Thanks Stoner, the only thing is I live in Richmond, Virginia. This place sucks ass when it comes to laws and stuff. The last drug test that I took my Probation officer was standing right beside me lookin at my dick. He is a smart ass and he will do anything to fuck me over.

I want to pass this test without pills or anything that 'might' not work if I run out of luck.

Im on a diet at the momento, running a lot, and drinkin 6-8 Liters of water a day (is that enough?).

Ima do the aspirine&vitamin thing too.

I guess I can only pray now.

 

[PuffPuffPass]

hi guys ive been smoking for like 2 years till i got busted. so i didnt smoke for like 2 months till i passed my first drug test. RIGHT after i passed my test i went and smoked my ass off. ive been smoking for 3 weeks now, and i have exacly 13 days till my drug test.

now since my system was clean and ive only had THC in my body from the past 3 weeks that ive been smoking, is it possible for me to pass my drug test in 13 days?


plz im freakin out , ive been drinkin or at trying to drink 2 liters of water a day. ive heard about this weed grass 'shot' that supposely helps to clean my blood and shit.

any suggestion or comment?

First question.

Who is testing you? If it is a probabtion thing, they will not violate you IF you hold a current doctor recommendation. I know this to be true at least in San Diego County as my roommate is on probation for a drug charge and she asked her PO if she was a 215 patient would she be violated for a positive test. His response was that they were under mandate that they could not violate if the person was a current patient.

If this is an employment thing, ask your doctor who gave you the recommendation if he would give you an actual prescription for Marinol. My doctor does this. You don't actually take the prescription, just keep the bottle in your medicine cabinet and take it with you on test day. Marinol will give your test a positive THC result, and so any use of cannibus is masked. (I have my bottle and I would suggest all readers here try to get theirs if there is any chance of an employer testing you.) This will absolutly keep you from losing your job over a positive THC test
result.

You can also go to your local accessories store (pipes etc) and ask them which of the "system cleaners" they have that "work". I did this before I had my recommendation, and I actually got tested about 4 hours after I had smoked and still passed. The guys at the store will know which ones work the best from customer experiences.

THC is stored in the fatty tissue of your bladder and other places. The most typical test being the urine test. It can be defeated pretty much without anything if you simply flush your system right before the test. To do this, drink TONS and I mean TONS of water about 1 hour before your test. Drink so much that you are pissing every 5 minutes. Drink more after each time you piss. Drink and piss right before your test, and I mean right before. When you go for your test, you will piss pure water (well about 99% pure). The urine (if you can call it that after all the water) will basically be totally clear in color. When I was in the army, I had a doctor tell me that if he hadn't stood there and watched me piss that he would have sworn it came out of the sink.

The test, measures the amount of THC in your body. As the water you will be pissing hasn't been in your bladder long enough for the chemicals to seep in from the fatty tissue, there won't be enough in your urine to be considered a positive result. Minor amounts are explainable as "passive inhalation" or "I was in a room full of people smoking, though I didn't actually smoke it". For example, I went to the Metallica concert and I was in the sports arena with 20,000 people smoking. How could I breathe without catching some of that second hand smoke. The test in order to be "positive" for THC has to have levels at a certain strength in the urine.

If it is a hair test, you are screwed.. There is no way to mask it that I know of, however I have heard that using certain hair products ( dyes etc ) will make your hair on your head untestable. Problem is tho, that they can take hair from other places just as easily and bleaching your chest hair for example isn't too realistic.


Hope this helps..