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[marylately]

I received a job offer today. While doing the paper work I learned I am going to have to take a urine test. I don't know how soon the test will be. I'm thinking in the next week. I smoke pretty much every night. I weigh 125 and am 5'3. Any suggestions on how to get the THC out of my system ASAP and for sure???

 

[Weed420]

Re: *Help*

For a heavy smoker your only real option is to sub with either synthetic urine or someone elses urine that you KNOW is clean.
If you can't do that then this is your best option.
Nothing cleans your system of thc metabolites. They are the only drug that is not water soluble. Thc heads directly to your fat cells and stays there till you either burn them off or they die naturally in about a month depending on your metabolism rate.

Exercise and stay hydrated
Eat a high fiber diet with possibly adding some metamucil to help keep the bowels moving.
3 days before the test switch to a red meat high fat diet and quit exercising
Drink 36 ounces of gatorade the morning of the test
Pee 3 or 4 times before the test
When taking the test
Pee a little in the toilet first
Pee 2 ounces in the collection cup
Pee the rest in the toilet.

The reasons.
80% of your thc metabolites are removed through your stool. If the stool isn't evacuated the thc metabolites gets reabsorbed through your intestines and heads back to fat cells again. When you change to a red meat high fat diet it does 2 things. It raises your creatine levels to allow for more dillution so that you don't fail the test. The fat tells the body to start saving fat cells again for a few days so that the thc metabolites don't enter the kidneys and pass into the urine.

Midstream pee
The first and last of your pee is always the dirtiest. So use your midstream urine for the collection cup

 

[TestNegative]

Re: *Help*

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[marylately]

Re: *Help*

For a heavy smoker your only real option is to sub with either synthetic urine or someone elses urine that you KNOW is clean.
If you can't do that then this is your best option.
Nothing cleans your system of thc metabolites. They are the only drug that is not water soluble. Thc heads directly to your fat cells and stays there till you either burn them off or they die naturally in about a month depending on your metabolism rate.

Exercise and stay hydrated
Eat a high fiber diet with possibly adding some metamucil to help keep the bowels moving.
3 days before the test switch to a red meat high fat diet and quit exercising
Drink 36 ounces of gatorade the morning of the test
Pee 3 or 4 times before the test
When taking the test
Pee a little in the toilet first
Pee 2 ounces in the collection cup
Pee the rest in the toilet.

The reasons.
80% of your thc metabolites are removed through your stool. If the stool isn't evacuated the thc metabolites gets reabsorbed through your intestines and heads back to fat cells again. When you change to a red meat high fat diet it does 2 things. It raises your creatine levels to allow for more dillution so that you don't fail the test. The fat tells the body to start saving fat cells again for a few days so that the thc metabolites don't enter the kidneys and pass into the urine.

Midstream pee
The first and last of your pee is always the dirtiest. So use your midstream urine for the collection cup

Thank you! I'm going to try that and do a home test. If it doesn't work, I'll get someone to pee for me! xoxo

 

[Weed420]

Re: *Help*

Thank you! I'm going to try that and do a home test. If it doesn't work, I'll get someone to pee for me! xoxo

And remember thc metabolite levels will naturally vary day to day. So checking once is not always conclusive. Always check it foirst pee of the morning, thats the dirtiest. And then even if you do pass be sure and use some dillution the morning of the test.