Please Help - THC Cleansing

[Eaglesfanatic]

Hello all, this is my first time posting but ive always been around. I have a dilemma that I hope some of you may help clear up for me.


Meand my Girlfriend would smoke together and we wouldusually smoke about 2 small bowls a day which was about .5 maybe even less. ive been in this long stressful process for a job that I have always wanted for months now and I knew there would be a drug test so I stopped about 35 days before my test and passed the urine test without doing any exercising. So I thought I was home free, and I sure did miss that wonderful feeling so as soon as I passed my test I started smoking again. so for about 3 weeks I would smoke about 2 or maybe even 3 bowls a day.so for this past 3 weeks My girlfriend and I probably went through 5 grams. So I get notified that I have to take another final urine test before I can finally get offered employment and I have exactly 21days to get back clean again. I am 6'4 and weigh about 210. Im athletic as well. I have heard that drinking tons of water and cranberry juice and exercising a lot and I would be fine. Does anyone have any input in this? Am I screwed or do I have a chance? Any and all input good or bad would be great.
Thank you guys

 

[Weed420]

Nothing cleans your system of thc metabolites. They are the only drug that is not water soluble. Thc heads directly to your fat cells and stays there till you either burn them off or they die naturally in about a month depending on your metabolism rate.

Exercise and stay hydrated
Eat a high fiber diet with possibly adding some metamucil to help keep the bowels moving.
3 days before the test switch to a red meat high fat diet and quit exercising
Drink 36 ounces of gatorade the morning of the test
Pee 3 or 4 times before the test
When taking the test
Pee a little in the toilet first
Pee 2 ounces in the collection cup
Pee the rest in the toilet.

The reasons.
80% of your thc metabolites are removed through your stool. If the stool isn't evacuated the thc metabolites gets reabsorbed through your intestines and heads back to fat cells again. When you change to a red meat high fat diet it does 2 things. It raises your creatine levels to allow for more dillution so that you don't fail the test. The fat tells the body to start saving fat cells again for a few days so that the thc metabolites don't enter the kidneys and liver and pass into the urine.

Midstream pee
The first and last of your pee is always the dirtiest. So use your midstream urine for the collection cup

 

[Slore]

I'm about to clean up in 12.. 48 yrs old and been smoking since 13. Pm

 

[Eaglesfanatic]

Hey i tried to pm you, but it said I need 50 post to message you. .. crazy

 

[Eaglesfanatic]

Thank you so much 420

 

[Slore]

Well is no exact science to how I cleanse. If you have 19 days till then I would spend the next 16 of them working out like a beast. Up your water/fiber intake, eat low carb/moderate protein and fats.
Think body builder carb depletion.
3 days before test, lay up, eat big.
Your body should be in an anabolic state and will store instead of making waste.
Again is no science, I am 5 11, 165, I work outdoors and sweat so much is a chore for me to stay hydrated. Bottom line is burn the fat up as much as possible.