jacktheknife
New Member
Gentlemen, {and Y'all ladies too}
Hi, I am just a beat up {disabled} old Accordion playing Coon hunter.
I live alone 'out in the woods' and don't bother nobody. I play waltzes, marches and polkas,
Italian, German, Mexican and Russian songs, and Opera by ear.
I have written a soon to be published book, my Memoirs.
"Jack's Revenge
A Brilliant Memoir of a man with T.B.I."
I barely survived 4 murder attempts during the last 10 years as I was just too tough. I put 3 white trash brothers in prison and 6 short, fat, cowardly cops too and it was easy because they were stupid. I just want to stay home and grow my garden, raise my chickens, make knives and live my life.
I ain't smoked a joint in a long time and my Doctor said: "Jack your health depends on your not drinking beer" so I am thinking about moving to Colorado and seeing if I can get me a joint now and then. I lived up there for 7 1/2 months and have friends there but it is just so cold and arid; I used to roll over in bed and would wake up gasping for breath. I have lived here on my farm here for half of my life and remember my cousin Earl telling me a long time ago after traveling all over the country looking for the perfect place to live ending up right back here: "Jack, you are 39 years old, it would take 39 years before any place else ever seemed like home". And cousin Earl was right. I would love to stay here forever but can't drink beer and there ain't no weed. I have 5 friends and the list of numbers on my one button speed dial gets shorter every year. I wish were were legal in Texas but I will never see it.
I wanted to introduce myself and say hi, because if I do move to Colorado where I can get some legal weed I would like to know about growing it too. A very interesting subject and I have to study something. Without weed or even beer playing my Accordion or even Coon hunting isn't fun. Life is sad and I just would like to smoke a joint.
Thank you...
Jack the Knife
Hi, I am just a beat up {disabled} old Accordion playing Coon hunter.
I live alone 'out in the woods' and don't bother nobody. I play waltzes, marches and polkas,
Italian, German, Mexican and Russian songs, and Opera by ear.
I have written a soon to be published book, my Memoirs.
"Jack's Revenge
A Brilliant Memoir of a man with T.B.I."
I barely survived 4 murder attempts during the last 10 years as I was just too tough. I put 3 white trash brothers in prison and 6 short, fat, cowardly cops too and it was easy because they were stupid. I just want to stay home and grow my garden, raise my chickens, make knives and live my life.
I ain't smoked a joint in a long time and my Doctor said: "Jack your health depends on your not drinking beer" so I am thinking about moving to Colorado and seeing if I can get me a joint now and then. I lived up there for 7 1/2 months and have friends there but it is just so cold and arid; I used to roll over in bed and would wake up gasping for breath. I have lived here on my farm here for half of my life and remember my cousin Earl telling me a long time ago after traveling all over the country looking for the perfect place to live ending up right back here: "Jack, you are 39 years old, it would take 39 years before any place else ever seemed like home". And cousin Earl was right. I would love to stay here forever but can't drink beer and there ain't no weed. I have 5 friends and the list of numbers on my one button speed dial gets shorter every year. I wish were were legal in Texas but I will never see it.
I wanted to introduce myself and say hi, because if I do move to Colorado where I can get some legal weed I would like to know about growing it too. A very interesting subject and I have to study something. Without weed or even beer playing my Accordion or even Coon hunting isn't fun. Life is sad and I just would like to smoke a joint.
Thank you...
Jack the Knife
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