DrugtestsFAIL
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Well I was told few hours ago that i was going to be drug tested friday at 8am for a job. I smoked the day before today and was told by the company they had people with more experience that had applied and so i was not expecting a call back. So i smoked some when i got home after that (pretty dumb yea i know). Anyways they called back GO FIGURED RIGHT? They said as long as i pass this drug test i got the job. So i got basically just over 24 hours to do this. What im doing is a gatoraid bottle (32oz) chug that, fill it with water chug it. Dont chug it like its the last bottle of whiskey your going to see before you die, im drinking it fast paced but not incredibly fast. Im urinating every 20-30 minutes about. I plan to do this until the test. I also got some creatine tablets "Creatine Monohydrate" and some B 12 tablets and aspirin.
I took 4 of the b 12 tablets and 2 of the creatine tablets. Tomorrow morning (day before test) im going to do the same thing, im going to take 4 b 12's and 2 craetines, and the same thing at noon, and at night as well as max dosage of the aspirin all day. I will then in the morning take 2 creatines (incase i get the deluted result and have to retest and about 10 b 12's. Also i will take (about 2 hours before the test) 4 aspirin, then an hour before 4 more, then 30 minutes before 2 more.
I hope that i will have diluted urine, with enough creatine to pass the test and enough gatoraid/b 12/aspirin to get the color/weight right and to mask what little might be in that diluted formula. Anyways ill touch base again once i learn if i passed the test or not.
I took 4 of the b 12 tablets and 2 of the creatine tablets. Tomorrow morning (day before test) im going to do the same thing, im going to take 4 b 12's and 2 craetines, and the same thing at noon, and at night as well as max dosage of the aspirin all day. I will then in the morning take 2 creatines (incase i get the deluted result and have to retest and about 10 b 12's. Also i will take (about 2 hours before the test) 4 aspirin, then an hour before 4 more, then 30 minutes before 2 more.
I hope that i will have diluted urine, with enough creatine to pass the test and enough gatoraid/b 12/aspirin to get the color/weight right and to mask what little might be in that diluted formula. Anyways ill touch base again once i learn if i passed the test or not.