Recent content by avg*wht*stoner

Never trust ANY pig. Getting pulled over is just step number one in the incarceration process. Keep your mouth shut and speak to your lawyer first.

What Up Doc?

Thanks D. Now you got me all wanting some of them delicious donuts. They are best when you're right there getting them fresh. Pop that sucker in your face, and it just dissolves. (repeat 10x)

Do you mind me asking what the heck kind of job requires a saliva test. Feel free to be vague......

I have repeatedly used (and passed with) the Super Quick Caps ($30) from GNC. Essentially, they make you piss like that 'ol racehorse...... It all comes down to drinking a whole bunch of water. Last place I worked 50% of the new hire failed their pre-employment test. If you had the common...