High_Duke

Police officer: How long have you been in Mexico?..
Cheech: A week......I mean a day..
Police officer: Well which one is it? a week or a day?..
Cheech: A weekday..

Police officer: Have you any narcotics or alcohol in the van? (That includes marihuana)..
Chong: (Chong Exhales)..
Cheech: Not anymore..HaHaHaH..

[ Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke ]