Your avatar is my man Sid Haig! He played a guy named Texas on "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman". Texas wanted to be sheriff so he could arrest everyone he didn't like and get his friends down to the jail to spit on them.
Better Than The Deep South
I drove trucks and went to Kansas many times. I think it's a great alternative to the Deep South when you head East or West. Except for the anus-clenching way 70 funnels down to one lane crossing into KC, of course.
I'm hoping to get a few cheap laughs out of my avatar.
Other than that, I'm broke, cheap and stupid. If I was smart and knew a way to sugarcoat these facts, I would have. No such luck, though.