Recent content by Wesker

Re: Your stoner quotes. Thats gold. One night i was playing band hero, and i can't remember the song, but i started singing the tune in mocking phonetics saying i didn't really like that song, untill the song preview stopped and i stopped and said "aha, that songs not too bad aye.."

I use to smoke some resin, god that stuff got me stoned to the bone- with eyes are red as the devil's dick..

Anna Sbitna. Hitler. Probably more, but meh. I'd like to grill with lots of people. :p

Re: Your stoner quotes. "Hey man, where are you goin'?" "Dunno?" After doin' a completely random action.. "What did you do that for?" "I'm not actually sure dude.."

Girls on the internet? Impossible! Further more. . . Girls smoking weed? inconceivable! Oh wait- Sup..

Re: Your stoner quotes. I once had this digital clock in my room, and looking at in from certain angles would make the numbers look different. Anyways, my mate and i were grillin' in my room, and i was watching the time random, it was like 4:05 or something, and when looked again in 2 minutes...

Wheres Huu?

Warm shower in the dark after a good bake. I love the feeling of my body being immersed in warm water, close your eyes and drift off into thought. I sometimes rotate around in a small circle, like a current- its kinda soothing. :p

Personally, i would roughly say that smoking before working out reduces you by roughly 40% But there have also been times where i have performed just as well or better then normal, i'd guess that is just pushing through the laziness- mental discipline. But i do have a mate who is an elite...

Goin' to an amusement park, all these fun rides and roller coasters. Was so sick when baked.

Re: Your stoner quotes. This one isn't really a quote. But last the other night when my mates and i were smoking, it was about 2am and we were all finished, but my mate Chris had made me a cup of tea which was too hot, so i was just holding it for ages.. eventually, i fell asleep thus spilling...

Rule number seven: Keep your family and business completely separated- Money and blood don't mix. -The Notorious B.I.G.

Re: Your stoner quotes. "Umm.. Uhhh.. Yea.. What..?" "Dude, you feel like..... a marshmellow!"

Re: Your stoner quotes. "Dude, i feel enlightened or something" "Whys that?" "I was having all these deep thoughts and now i can't feel the top of my head." "Haha, what were they dude?" "I can't remember.." And to this day, i still cannot honestly remember what i was thinking about...

Don't force those who don't want to smoke. Don't make fun of a guy because he smokes small cones. Don't make fun of a guy because he coughs on a cone. Don't suck the bong. Don't leave the mouth piece wet as the ocean. Always make contributions. Don't use the bong as a microphone. But in...