Is there any hope for me?!

[JMAnonymous]

So I have been a medical marijuana user in WA state for 2 years now and smoked religiously minimum 2 grams a day for months on end. I just found out I have an interview on Tuesday for a job in which I will have to take a ua if hired. There is a 2 week hiring period in which at some point I will be tested. I believe that they do send the results to a lab, it's a tribal casino that has plenty of money to spend on expensive ua. Yesterday I took barely a hit of keif and today ate a brownie. If I was to quit tomorrow up until the test, do I even have a chance at passing? 165, 5'8, roughly 10% bf. I have anywhere from 6-20 days in which I could be tested on any of those given days. I don't want to risk using anything fake unless it will be my ONLY option, I feel this place will know immediately that its fake. Please help out a fellow medical marijuana patient score a good job! Thanks in advance, JMAnonymous

 

[JMAnonymous]

Sorry for this post. Lol... Anxiety and not being stoned. I'm going to go ahead and try the 24hr dissolution technique and add creatine pills and red bull to my diet. Gonna try this on a store bought test and see how it works out.

 

[Weed420]

You could try getting clean in about 20 days but I doubt you would be clean by then. I would recommend subbing with synthetic urine. You can pick it up locally in smoke shops in the area. If you want to try and get clean here's the most reliable way. You'll want to buy some cheap thc test strips to check to see if it worked.

Nothing cleans your system of thc metabolites. They are the only drug that is not water soluble. Thc heads directly to your fat cells and stays there till you either burn them off or they die naturally in about a month depending on your metabolism rate.
A little late now but here's what you do if you want to try and get clean naturally.
Exercise and stay hydrated
Eat a high fiber diet with possibly adding some metamucil to help keep the bowels moving.
3 days before the test switch to a red meat high fat diet and quit exercising
Drink 36 ounces of gatorade the morning of the test
Pee 3 or 4 times before the test
When taking the test
Pee a little in the toilet first
Pee 2 ounces in the collection cup
Pee the rest in the toilet.

The reasons.
80% of your thc metabolites are removed through your stool. If the stool isn't evacuated the thc metabolites gets reabsorbed through your intestines and heads back to fat cells again. When you change to a red meat high fat diet it does 2 things. It raises your creatine levels to allow for more dillution so that you don't fail the test. The fat tells the body to start saving fat cells again for a few days so that the thc metabolites don't enter the kidneys and pass into the urine.

Midstream pee
The first and last of your pee is always the dirtiest. So use your midstream urine for the collection cup

 

[bentoken]

i strongly recomend the fake pee.it just dosent seem like you have enough time to purge all of the THC out of your system.most drug tests i know of test for 30-45 days and are fairly accurate.i have used the fake pee dozons of times without fail. unless they are going to watch you pee i think you will be ok with that

 

[TestNegative]

I also believe that a synthetic urine would be your best option. This offers you a guaranteed pass on either of the testing methods they may use and you don't have to worry about giving your own sample.

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