Emergency 911

[RollThatSticky]

Can anyone help me!!! I have a huge job interview tommorow and they perform an in office piss test!!!! Anyway around this or a tip on the best way to pass would be greatly appriciated!!

P.S. Damn I'm screwed

 

[SptyOty]

Get someone to piss in a small bottle or something for you and smuggle that shit in!



... other then that.... i dunno.... prolly cuz im blazed as fuck!

 

[John Lee]

i used to know this 'concoction' drink mix that you could make that a friend learned in prison..but forgot it...lol....drink lots of water, run your ass off today, drink some cranberry juice...go through all the myths...lol...or go to a vitamin shoppe and get a flush pill...either or, hope you pass. if not, fuck it...who wants to work anyway?

 

[RollThatSticky]

I was thinking of different ways around this, so I took my own advice and went up stairs and took some wicked bong hits.
:biggrin:

 

[John Lee]

good man

 

[Hash]

^^ what they said.

lol I remember that old show rescue 911 or emergency 911..........I saw one were a kid fell with a toothbrush in his mouth and it got lodged into his throat. (he survived)

Looking back, this show sucked.

 

[John Lee]

^^ what they said.

lol I remember that old show rescue 911 or emergency 911..........I saw one were a kid fell with a toothbrush in his mouth and it got lodged into his throat. (he survived)

Looking back, this show sucked.

hahahahhah, completely on topic...good job...buwhaha...that was good.

 

[Hash]

hahahahhah, completely on topic...good job...buwhaha...that was good.

lol my bad, it's just the title brought back memories.............