Wise Owl
New Member
so me and two other friends mike and donnie are blitzed at the drive thru. i say we have two different orders. and she sais go ahead with the first order. im like donnie go ahead..long pause..donnie go ahead...longer pause. DONNIE GO AHEAD. then he was finally like. SHE DIDNT SAY TO SAY THE FIRST OREDER YET. yes she fuckin did! i said. then he sais oh my bad and sais his order. mean while in the backseat mike is counting change and has a handfull of dimes and nickels. i get to the 2nd order and i order my hot fudge sunday (best ever when stoned, satisfies munshies and cottonmouth) and then i told mike to go ahead and order his. im like what do you want. he sais he wants two things. me-ok.........so what do you want? mike-TWO THINGS.me- what do you want?!? mike-TWO THINGS!!! me- WHAT TWO FUCKING THINGS?!?!mike-TWO HOT FUDGE SUNDAYS GOD DAMNIT. so i order two more hot fudge sundays. mike-NO JUST ONE, MINE AND YOURS. me-ok...take off one hot fudge sunday. (mike mumbling in the back-maybe i do want two hot fudge sundays. shit i dont know now.) he finally decides on a chicken sandwhich instead. so iget to the window and give the money for the first one. now the 2nd order is 3.18i get out my exact change. and mike hands me two more dollar bills. now he needs to give me 18 more cents. for some reason he hands me a handfull of dimes and nickels too. im like dude i only need 18 cents. he's like no thats my 2 dollars and 6 cents there. me-god damnit mike you already gave me two dollar bills. mike-...........what?....oh. i go to hand him the change and i fuckin drop it everywhere. i look over and the lady waiting to take our money was just starring at us. we finally pull away and in unison we all say. THEY KNOW!!! THEY KNOW WE'RE STONED! this whole process took literally about 20 minutes. cars where lined waaay up behind us. it was great.