DooberDogger
420 Member
So I recently applied for the job of my dreams, interview went great, and they called me back to tell me basically I got the job. The only problem was before I started, they said it was company policy to do a drug test, but I'm a habitual smoker in a legal state... I had never gone from happy to terrified so quickly. I hadn't been expecting this because neither of my last jobs had required tests, but this company is a huge national company with lots of departments, and i guess it's just standard.
After a week of stressing, chugging cranberry juice and popping niacin i was still pissing dirty on every home drug test so i said fuck it and bought some U pass synthetic urine. I was pretty nervous about smuggling it in/temperature etc. but i found out it comes with a little hand warmer to keep the bottle the right temperature so i felt alot more confident.... Long story short... IT WORKED. Just got the call, I START MONDAY!!! Also fuck mandatory drug testing in legalized states.
After a week of stressing, chugging cranberry juice and popping niacin i was still pissing dirty on every home drug test so i said fuck it and bought some U pass synthetic urine. I was pretty nervous about smuggling it in/temperature etc. but i found out it comes with a little hand warmer to keep the bottle the right temperature so i felt alot more confident.... Long story short... IT WORKED. Just got the call, I START MONDAY!!! Also fuck mandatory drug testing in legalized states.