Need some help

[Bigalda29]

Hi I'm new on here, I have a really important job that is gonna piss test me. I am 5ft 9in 190, I sweat a lot at work and usually drink a half gallon to gallon of water a day,and I shit and piss a lot I think it helps but I haven't smoked in two weeks was kinda a heavy smoker prior sometimes would quit for a couple days or a week but then smoke regularly again I slipped up on day 15 only like 3 to 4 hits am I starting all over again cause of that? And I might be able to get them to hold of for 2 to 3 weeks before they give me the test but I really wanna just be clean for it I stress a lot when I use synthetic urine have had trouble getting it to stay the right temp if someone has any helpful info for me please help me I'm all ears

 

[Weed420]

Nothing cleans your system of thc metabolites. They are the only drug that is not water soluble. Thc heads directly to your fat cells and stays there till you either burn them off or they die naturally in about a month depending on your metabolism rate.

Exercise and stay hydrated
Eat a high fiber diet with possibly adding some metamucil to help keep the bowels moving.
3 days before the test switch to a red meat high fat diet and quit exercising
Drink 36 ounces of gatorade the morning of the test
Pee 3 or 4 times before the test
When taking the test
Pee a little in the toilet first
Pee 2 ounces in the collection cup
Pee the rest in the toilet.

The reasons.
80% of your thc metabolites are removed through your stool. If the stool isn't evacuated the thc metabolites gets reabsorbed through your intestines and heads back to fat cells again. When you change to a red meat high fat diet it does 2 things. It raises your creatine levels to allow for more dillution so that you don't fail the test. The fat tells the body to start saving fat cells again for a few days so that the thc metabolites don't enter the kidneys and liver and pass into the urine.

Midstream pee
The first and last of your pee is always the dirtiest. So use your midstream urine for the collection cup