OMM shares an hilarious joke!

OldMedMan;1333118 said:
Sorry all, I could not resist this one! :cheer:

After their 11th child, an West Virginia couple decided that was enough,
as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly
alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
(fireworks are legal in West Virginia) light it, put it in a beer can (COORS),
then, hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'

The West Virginian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the
shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my
ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

'1'
'2'
'3'
'4'
'5'

( you'll love this...)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi,
Parts of Georgia, Missouri, Alabama, and , all of Washington DC

This, my gentle readers, is quality humor!

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