When Was Marijuana Invented?

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Got a referral today to this site for the question: What year was marijuana invented?

Um, Sorry Virginia... Viagra was invented. Marijuana was created by God.

In fact, some could argue that the existence of cannabis is itself proof that God exists. After all, what possible random chance could end up with a plant that has such an amazing range of useful and safe properties as cannabis? A plant that is extremely nourishing, provides fiber for clothing and building materials, provides oil for fuel, shrinks cancerous tumors, provides relief and/or cures for a wide variety of illnesses. And it makes you feel good and helps you reach a spiritual state without harmful side effects. Absolute proof that it was put there by God.

And so I brought that up to my friend George, who doesn't believe in God, but is a strong believer in evolution (and yes, I know you can believe in both).

Me: So George, isn't cannabis proof that God exists?

George: Not in the least. Sure, it sounds good, but if you're making the case that God exists because cannabis is useful, then how do you explain poison ivy or deadly toxic plants like nightshade? Why would God make them?

Me: Well, how does evolution explain them?

George: Easy. Evolution is about reinforcing traits that end up helping the organism reproduce, and then those traits are passed on. Plants that develop toxins end up surviving (and reinforcing those toxin genes through reproduction) once animals learn (also through evolution) not to eat the plants or they'll die.

Me: But that doesn't explain cannabis. All those useful traits for humans certainly don't help the plant survive...

George: Ahh, but all evolution cares about is that the species survives and reproduces (not the individual plant). Look around you – cannabis is everywhere. Those traits that it developed turned out to insure the survival and flourishment of the species. What other plant is cared for so lovingly? Clearly the traits worked and thus were reinforced by evolution.

Evolution can be pretty sneaky sometimes.

So can God.


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But, George, poison ivy keeps the pesky neighbors out of my garden and has been used as an ingredient in helpful concoctions for both arthritis and skin problems. And the various species of nightshade are in actuality medicinal plants - all of which have alkaloids that are medically-useful to one degree or another.[/FAIL]
 
And who says God can't be a plant , and created the world so it would have a place to grow !? Everything else is here for it's benefit !? Hmmm
 
Check out "Botany of Desire" by Michael Pollan.

The Botany of Desire: A Plant's-Eye View of the World is a 2001 nonfiction book by journalist Michael Pollan. This work explores the nature of domesticated plants from the dual perspective of humans and the plants themselves. Pollan presents case studies that mirror four types of human desires that are reflected in the way that we selectively grow, breed, and genetically engineer our plants. The apple reflects the desire of sweetness, the tulip beauty, marijuana intoxication, and the potato control.

the movie is on netflix streaming.
 
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