themarsdrivein
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a while ago, somthing hillaroius but terrible happend to me and my buddies. i was just reminded of it last night for some reason or another, check it out.
at the time i am 15, me and 2 of my friends are on the way home from going to the mall ( we got high before and we went there to get 25 cent bread sticks, so we were there for a couple hours eating bread sticks) it was also some free sprite remix day at the mall and some chick in a bikini was giving us free cans of sprite remix. on the way home, we had three joints, we all lit up and passed them around in a rotation. so by the time we arrive in my friends sub-division the car is nicely baked. i asked my friend if he could pull over and i could drive the way home. he said sure, and we got outta the car with smoke bellowing out and i sat in the drivers seat and put it in drive. now if you remember im 15, at this point i do not have a licsense let alone a drivers permit.
so im driving like the biggest asshole i could possibly be and for some reason or another i passed up my friends house and do a u-turn at the next intersection, but i almost hit this minivan that has been following me for quite somtime, i see the woman shake her head in dissapointment and i drive back to my friends house and park on the road.
all the sudden my friend who let me drive his car goes, "look behind us, the mini van has cop lights on it" i said shut up your bullshitting me and then i was about to get out of the car when i noticed out of the reaview window, that he wasnt lieing, this fuckin dodge caravan has cop lights on, and some soccer mom looking chick is walking towards my car.
she comes aside me and says "licesense and registration please" i answered by saying "i dont have any" she responds by saying "why not?" and i say "because im 15" as im saying this im cracking up for some reason because it definatly isnt funny. probably at the ammout of smoke bellowing out of the window as im sitting in this car. she says "you got any marijuana in there, you guys smokin any weed in the car?" and all three of my friends and me say "no, but we have sprite remix", in the most stoned way you could say it. as we hold the cans to our heads and laugh. at this the cop shakes her head and tells me to get out of the car. she starts to pat me down, mind you i have an 8th in my right pocket. she hits it, "whats that?" "money" i reply and pull out a wad of ones. she hits it again " whats that" and i said "weed" as she is pulling it out. she says that if we told her we had it we wouldnt have been in trouble, but now we are
anyway this is a super long story ill shorten it from here, long story short she takes everything we had
1. weed
2. a bowl
3. rolling papers (with ron jermey's face on them)
4. ciggarettes
5. a sandwitch baggie that had residue of mayo on it (she thought it was coke for some reason or another)
6. a slider peice
and we got off scot free because "she was off duty"
now looking back on it, i belive we got fucked over, she never showed us a badge and she had yellow lights, cops have to have the standard red and blue lights, white and yellow lights are strictly for security gaurds, to bad i was high and didnt remember that.
if anyone wants to hear the long ending to the story write back,
anyone got any other undercover stories???
at the time i am 15, me and 2 of my friends are on the way home from going to the mall ( we got high before and we went there to get 25 cent bread sticks, so we were there for a couple hours eating bread sticks) it was also some free sprite remix day at the mall and some chick in a bikini was giving us free cans of sprite remix. on the way home, we had three joints, we all lit up and passed them around in a rotation. so by the time we arrive in my friends sub-division the car is nicely baked. i asked my friend if he could pull over and i could drive the way home. he said sure, and we got outta the car with smoke bellowing out and i sat in the drivers seat and put it in drive. now if you remember im 15, at this point i do not have a licsense let alone a drivers permit.
so im driving like the biggest asshole i could possibly be and for some reason or another i passed up my friends house and do a u-turn at the next intersection, but i almost hit this minivan that has been following me for quite somtime, i see the woman shake her head in dissapointment and i drive back to my friends house and park on the road.
all the sudden my friend who let me drive his car goes, "look behind us, the mini van has cop lights on it" i said shut up your bullshitting me and then i was about to get out of the car when i noticed out of the reaview window, that he wasnt lieing, this fuckin dodge caravan has cop lights on, and some soccer mom looking chick is walking towards my car.
she comes aside me and says "licesense and registration please" i answered by saying "i dont have any" she responds by saying "why not?" and i say "because im 15" as im saying this im cracking up for some reason because it definatly isnt funny. probably at the ammout of smoke bellowing out of the window as im sitting in this car. she says "you got any marijuana in there, you guys smokin any weed in the car?" and all three of my friends and me say "no, but we have sprite remix", in the most stoned way you could say it. as we hold the cans to our heads and laugh. at this the cop shakes her head and tells me to get out of the car. she starts to pat me down, mind you i have an 8th in my right pocket. she hits it, "whats that?" "money" i reply and pull out a wad of ones. she hits it again " whats that" and i said "weed" as she is pulling it out. she says that if we told her we had it we wouldnt have been in trouble, but now we are
anyway this is a super long story ill shorten it from here, long story short she takes everything we had
1. weed
2. a bowl
3. rolling papers (with ron jermey's face on them)
4. ciggarettes
5. a sandwitch baggie that had residue of mayo on it (she thought it was coke for some reason or another)
6. a slider peice
and we got off scot free because "she was off duty"
now looking back on it, i belive we got fucked over, she never showed us a badge and she had yellow lights, cops have to have the standard red and blue lights, white and yellow lights are strictly for security gaurds, to bad i was high and didnt remember that.
if anyone wants to hear the long ending to the story write back,
anyone got any other undercover stories???
i know its illegal, and i rarely use them. i also have blacked out windows, the previous owner of my car had an eye problem, so he got to have extra dark tinting, and the car still has the special sticker in the window 
