ok so i was hangin with a bunch of friends tonite and my friend dan told us about this party he went to last week....ok so this kid named pat is drunk and stoned off his ass (like always) and at a party. at this party there was a group of kids who were to scared to drink or smoke so they just had some cigs i guess.....the cops show up and breath test everyone...b4 they got to pat...he stood over where the cops had the sober people..he thought nobody saw him....so the one cop says to the other cop "ok i checkd everone over here...except him." pointing to pat...and pat being the drunk fuck he is says "o..you got me fucker..." thats not it...so the cuff him and sit him down and he gets up...steps over his cuffs and puts his hands it his pockets and tucks the chain under his shirt and walks the fuck out...but 3 days later the cops show up at his job and fuckin arrested his ass...lol....that story had us rollin...i wish i was there too see it