The biggest, baddest bud!

[Hogdady]

Hey you guys rock!

So I'm a total newb, and I want to grow the biggest, baddest, dankest, strongest bud on the planet.

So what do I need and how do I do it?

Could you give me a detailed list, or better yet, maybe you guys could make me a video (not so good on reading or following directions), or maybe you could have like a video competition with a poll and everything!

You can forward all of your best kept secrets to newb@newbmail.getagrip

Thanks guys!

And, oh yeah, peace!

 

[bongtastic]

Lol trollin' post! heh heh

 

[Roseman]

Here's a tutorial:

Deep Water Culture Tutorial, SH Kit & DIY

Preface, This is NOT a Grow-Journal. It is a step by step HOW - TO, or a TUTORIAL. I hope to share a very detailed tutorial here, with many pics, on growing a pound of dried, closely manicured indica buds in a closet. I will use a store bought hydroponic KIT and also use a DIY 5 gallon bucket...

www.420magazine.com

 

[bongtastic]

(i think he's jokin, Roseman)

I mean, it looks like he has no problem growing big fat buds from his grow journals =D

 

[diesel farmer]

That made me laugh!! : )

 

[Roseman]

now I get it, I'm slow sometimes.

 

[PitViper]

Hey you guys rock!

So I'm a total newb, and I want to grow the biggest, baddest, dankest, strongest bud on the planet.

So what do I need and how do I do it?

Could you give me a detailed list, or better yet, maybe you guys could make me a video (not so good on reading or following directions), or maybe you could have like a video competition with a poll and everything!

You can forward all of your best kept secrets to newb@newbmail.getagrip

Thanks guys!

And, oh yeah, peace!

thats too fu**in funny!!!!!!
I love the video request.....Im gonna make one just for you!!

 

[Hogdady]

thats too fu**in funny!!!!!!
I love the video request.....Im gonna make one just for you!!

I figured you would get a laugh outa it!

I still want my video, though.....

 

[Droopy Dog]

now I get it, I'm slow sometimes.

LOL Me too!

At first I'm thinking, another f***ing ADD infected stoner that wants someone else to do everything but smoke it for him.

Then, I looked at the post count and journal links and started laughing.


DD

 

[Bandit420]

I could tell you but then I would have to kill you

 

[Hogdady]

I could tell you but then I would have to kill you

 

[PitViper]

get a dixie cup, some STG media, a 1 ltr bottle for a res, some miracle grow...extra strong. 2 strands of HO Christrmas Icicles or 5 incandescent Menorahs...better yet buy them both and hang them. 5 three wick Voodoo candles and a chicken and a baby goat.
if you need instructions please PM me since I have perfected it.
You can eat the chicken and goat when your done.

 

[Hogdady]

get a dixie cup, some STG media, a 1 ltr bottle for a res, some miracle grow...extra strong. 2 strands of HO Christrmas Icicles or 5 incandescent Menorahs...better yet buy them both and hang them. 5 three wick Voodoo candles and a chicken and a baby goat.
if you need instructions please PM me since I have perfected it.
You can eat the chicken and goat when your done.

I can't find the three wick voodoo candles.....will two wick work?

 

[PitViper]

I can't find the three wick voodoo candles.....will two wick work?

ADD MORE CANDLES. this is precision shit

 

[Hogdady]

ADD MORE CANDLES. this is precision shit

can't I just use birthday candles and a magnifying glass??

 

[Bandit420]

get a dixie cup, some STG media, a 1 ltr bottle for a res, some miracle grow...extra strong. 2 strands of HO Christrmas Icicles or 5 incandescent Menorahs...better yet buy them both and hang them. 5 three wick Voodoo candles and a chicken and a baby goat.
if you need instructions please PM me since I have perfected it.
You can eat the chicken and goat when your done.

Dude! you gave up the ALL the goods! Why not just go ahead and tell them about Miracle Grow Protech Super Closet/PC Garden Formula while you're at it!

Awe shucks, the cat's out of the bag now.

I can't find the three wick voodoo candles.....will two wick work?

Yeah Man you dont wanna f*** around! I thought I could get by using the two wick candles as long as I used a 6th menorah but it was disasterous.

 

[PitViper]

get a dixie cup, some STG media, a 1 ltr bottle for a res, some miracle grow...extra strong. 2 strands of HO Christrmas Icicles or 5 incandescent Menorahs...better yet buy them both and hang them. 5 three wick Voodoo candles and a chicken and a baby goat.
if you need instructions please PM me since I have perfected it.
You can eat the chicken and goat when your done.

BTW..."Results may vary"