First let me say Hi(gh). This is my first post, ive been reading and lurking for a while but was kinda scared to join but im glad I did.
My predicament is this; I have worked for th same company for 5 years and never had to do a pee test. I was made aware about a week ago that we are being bought out and guess what, in order to keep my employment I have to pass a urine test and physical capabilities test. Im not too worried about the physical test as it will likely consist of bending and lifting 50lbs but the urine test has me mortified. My test is on the 15th of this month(October). I quit smoking seven days ago and have no intention of smoking again until I pass my test or god forbid find another job.
I need some advice.
I went out and bought some quick fix plus 6.0 and thought I had it covered with that until I read a few stories of QF failing. A budddy of mine just used another brand, magnum I think, to pass a test to get employed at a very good job and had success. I bought the QF+ cause my headshop guy said it was the best but after reading stories of QF failing im worried.
Im going to try and aquire some real pee from my bro who dont smoke and use it as a substitute instead. My concern is keeping it at a good temperature. Will a heating pad keep real pee up to temp the same as it does for fake pee? I plan on tucking it behind my sack and wearing two pairs of whitey tighties. Would that work or will it get too hot?
I also have a back up plan which is of course dilute. But that raises more questions. Ive read to drink a lot of water and to take b12 and creatine for color and specific gravity. Ihave also read to use gelatin to block the fat cells from entering my urine stream temporarily. Would a good detox drink work for this? The ingredients in most of them seem to be b vitamins and gelatin so it seems like the easiest solution if the science is the same.
If I cant get real pee from my bro should the QF+ or the dilution method be my best bet. Im really wanting to use dilution as my back up plan but am now scared that if I have to use the QF+ as primary plan they(the test facility) will know its fake as I have read they can test for fake urine but no one seems to know how.
Im 6' 240lbs and slightly active and have smoked for a long time, usually before bed as it is the only thing that helps my insomnia. I was smoking maybe a half a bowl a night and an eighth would last me about 7-10 days. I think that classifies me as a heavy smoker. I know the test is the 15th and am trying to prepare the best I can. There is just so much contradictory info out there I dont know what to trust or what to do, couple that with the fact that the detox/substitution companies seem to spread so much misinformation I am one scared dude right now. After lurking around and spending hours reading this seems the best place to get some real answers...PLEASE people I beg of you, help me I need real info from real people with real experience, not someone trying to sell me something.
Please please please help to educate me time is running thin!
My predicament is this; I have worked for th same company for 5 years and never had to do a pee test. I was made aware about a week ago that we are being bought out and guess what, in order to keep my employment I have to pass a urine test and physical capabilities test. Im not too worried about the physical test as it will likely consist of bending and lifting 50lbs but the urine test has me mortified. My test is on the 15th of this month(October). I quit smoking seven days ago and have no intention of smoking again until I pass my test or god forbid find another job.
I need some advice.
I went out and bought some quick fix plus 6.0 and thought I had it covered with that until I read a few stories of QF failing. A budddy of mine just used another brand, magnum I think, to pass a test to get employed at a very good job and had success. I bought the QF+ cause my headshop guy said it was the best but after reading stories of QF failing im worried.
Im going to try and aquire some real pee from my bro who dont smoke and use it as a substitute instead. My concern is keeping it at a good temperature. Will a heating pad keep real pee up to temp the same as it does for fake pee? I plan on tucking it behind my sack and wearing two pairs of whitey tighties. Would that work or will it get too hot?
I also have a back up plan which is of course dilute. But that raises more questions. Ive read to drink a lot of water and to take b12 and creatine for color and specific gravity. Ihave also read to use gelatin to block the fat cells from entering my urine stream temporarily. Would a good detox drink work for this? The ingredients in most of them seem to be b vitamins and gelatin so it seems like the easiest solution if the science is the same.
If I cant get real pee from my bro should the QF+ or the dilution method be my best bet. Im really wanting to use dilution as my back up plan but am now scared that if I have to use the QF+ as primary plan they(the test facility) will know its fake as I have read they can test for fake urine but no one seems to know how.
Im 6' 240lbs and slightly active and have smoked for a long time, usually before bed as it is the only thing that helps my insomnia. I was smoking maybe a half a bowl a night and an eighth would last me about 7-10 days. I think that classifies me as a heavy smoker. I know the test is the 15th and am trying to prepare the best I can. There is just so much contradictory info out there I dont know what to trust or what to do, couple that with the fact that the detox/substitution companies seem to spread so much misinformation I am one scared dude right now. After lurking around and spending hours reading this seems the best place to get some real answers...PLEASE people I beg of you, help me I need real info from real people with real experience, not someone trying to sell me something.
Please please please help to educate me time is running thin!
