5 Tokes?

[peanut0862]

I lost my job last December. I was a two to three times a year smoker but have not smoked at all since I lost my job. Last Saturday 10/20/2012 I took five bowl hits. I got a call for a job interview Thursday 10/25/2012 and if things go well I will have to take a drug test. Do ya'll think I can pass?

 

[Muttt]

Nope .... stays in your system 30 days or more.

 

[WizHigh]

Check the sponsors or use someone else's piss. Put it in a test tube and strap it to your leg. There ya go

 

[peanut0862]

Thanks Muttt and WizHigh was afraid of that. I don't have time to order anything as far as finding donner piss my grandson will be here tomorrow and is being potty trained so maybe there is still hope. pee pee on the potty! pee pee on the potty!

 

[WizHigh]

thanks muttt and wizhigh was afraid of that. I don't have time to order anything as far as finding donner piss my grandson will be here tomorrow and is being potty trained so maybe there is still hope. Pee pee on the potty! Pee pee on the potty!

lmao hahahahahahaha!!!

 

[OG1969]

Do what you have to do man, pass the test and get that JOB!!!!!
We that partake in the smoking of cannabis take some risks, Unless legal, llike me. I just cant do it while Iam on the job or driving, DUHH.

Good luck and hope you get the JOB!!!!!

 

[peanut0862]

Thanks OG1969!

 

[Muttt]

drink lots of water .... till you are peeing clear. That's pretty much all you can do at this point.

 

[Weed420]

Most local smoke shops carry synthetic urine also porn stores.
Nothing cleans your system of thc metabolites. They are the only drug that is not water soluble. Thc heads directly to your fat cells and stays there till you either burn them off or they die naturally in about a month depending on your metabolism rate.
A little late now but here's what you do if you want to try and get clean naturally.
Exercise and stay hydrated
Eat a high fiber diet with possibly adding some metamucil to help keep the bowels moving.
3 days before the test switch to a red meat high fat diet and quit exercising
Drink 36 ounces of gatorade the morning of the test
Pee 3 or 4 times before the test
When taking the test
Pee a little in the toilet first
Pee 2 ounces in the collection cup
Pee the rest in the toilet.

The reasons.
80% of your thc metabolites are removed through your stool. If the stool isn't evacuated the thc metabolites gets reabsorbed through your intestines and heads back to fat cells again. When you change to a red meat high fat diet it does 2 things. It raises your creatine levels to allow for more dillution so that you don't fail the test. The fat tells the body to start saving fat cells again for a few days so that the thc metabolites don't enter the kidneys and pass into the urine.

Midstream pee
The first and last of your pee is always the dirtiest. So use your midstream urine for the collection cup

 

[snugglefunked]

How did it go, dude?! I have faith in you! Granted, it depends on your body type, metabolism, and activity level of course, but passing it was totally possible!

 

[peanut0862]

Passed test start new job tomorrow thanks for all the encouragement

 

[snugglefunked]

Nice! I knew you could do it!