Help! It's been 52 days and I'm still dirty!

[Ladybud420]

Hello,
I have a urine test Tuesday morning and I am still dirty according to my at home tests. I haven't smoked since June 16. (52 days) I took one small hit June 16 but before than, I hadn't smoked in a whole week! I am so confused as to why I am still testing positive for THC. I am so stressed out. Someone please help me. Any and all advice is appreciated.
I am also new to this forum. Love it so far!
Thank you,
LadyBud

 

[Ladybud420]

Also, can you be watched, if taking a test for employment purposes?
Please help me!
Thank you,
Lady Bud

 

[Weed420]

It can take a lot of time depending on how your body is functioning. It takes me at least 2 months to get clean enough for a drug test, not that I bother any more.
If its for employement reasons just get some synthetic urine and sub. If its for a court oredered test the best thing is to continue trying to get clean naturally.
Nothing cleans your system of thc metabolites. They are the only drug that is not water soluble. Thc heads directly to your fat cells and stays there till you either burn them off or they die naturally in about a month depending on your metabolism rate.

Exercise and stay hydrated
Eat a high fiber diet with possibly adding some metamucil to help keep the bowels moving.
3 days before the test switch to a red meat high fat diet and quit exercising
Drink 36 ounces of gatorade the morning of the test
Pee 3 or 4 times before the test
When taking the test
Pee a little in the toilet first
Pee 2 ounces in the collection cup
Pee the rest in the toilet.

The reasons.
80% of your thc metabolites are removed through your stool. If the stool isn't evacuated the thc metabolites gets reabsorbed through your intestines and heads back to fat cells again. When you change to a red meat high fat diet it does 2 things. It raises your creatine levels to allow for more dillution so that you don't fail the test. The fat tells the body to start saving fat cells again for a few days so that the thc metabolites don't enter the kidneys and liver and pass into the urine.

Midstream pee
The first and last of your pee is always the dirtiest. So use your midstream urine for the collection cup

 

[PrNCsSofHerbz]

Pre employment are never watched so if you don't have time to do all the things the person above stated..if you have a small child at home you can get a sample from them and store in a bottle. We use the 5hr energy bottles filled just barely to the top. Always works for us as long as you maintain the temperature as your body. You can do this by sticking the bottle between your legs while your in the office and letting it warm with the heater in your car on the way to the office. To my knowledge,urine will last 7days in the refrigerator and a year in the freezer. Good luck.
Also, the kits at the smoke shop can improve your test if you can't find real clean urine, since you've been clean so long a detox kit should do the trick. The dollar tree sells THC tests that work as well.