New here, need to pass a drug test

[CLiB]

Hello all! I am new to this forum, and joined to get some advice on passing a drug test. To make this easier, I will share a little bit about myself.

I first smoked with my cousin almost two years ago. I didn't really smoke at all after that, but then about a year and a half ago I started smoking more frequently. That lasted for several months, smoking a few times a week, then progressively I began smoking every day (just a hit or two a day). I stopped for about four months after this, because I had to begin taking amphetamines to pass my classes at school (didn't really enjoy the high as much while taking the Adderall). I started smoking again at the beginning of summer 2012, and have smoked pretty much every day since. Now I smoke at least one bowl a day (sometimes two) and recently became unemployed (not fired, contract expired). So now, I am looking for a job, and today I finally got a call about an IT job I am interested in. As I had expected, a drug test is required. They are looking into hiring someone by next Tuesday, but I have to take the drug test before hand (sometime between now and then). So needless to say, I am just slightly worried about this. I read through this guide found here, as well as this, this, and this.

Oh, and if it helps, I am 5' 8" 120lbs and haven't exercised in months...

So is there anything else I should know? Anything at all that might help me out here? Mostly I am looking for the easiest, quickest, and most reliable procedure, whether it be a rapid detox drink or synthetic urine, so that's essentially what I'm looking for here...

Any and all advice is greatly appreciated.

-CLiB

 

[NAZZ]

Re: New here, need to pass a drug test...

I will tell you method that I have successfully used, it was to get a job at home depot so it probably wasn't the most thorough of pee tests but still could help. The the basic goal is to dilute your pee until the point where you are below the testable threshold for thc. You acomplish this by drinking an ungodly amount of water...i mean A LOT Since they test to see if your pee is diluted, right before you take the test you need to replenish the things that they test for, those drinks that the head shops and 420 sponsors sell for 20 bucks is what I used but I know that you can do it with just stuff from the health food store. I think that creatine is one of the things they test to see if it is dilute. Another method is to use the fake pee and a hand warmer but I have never tried it. Good luck

 

[scooterb]

Re: New here, need to pass a drug test...

get yourself some ocean spray cranberry and drink it everyday and take your test

 

[cannasensei]

Re: New here, need to pass a drug test...

They're not too easy anymore. Used to take niacin (not exactly healthy but neither is adderall for schoolwork lol) and chug water for 4 days before. Never failed. But now they test for niacin creotene dilution urea and about a million other things. Not looking to monger.fear but they're a pain now. But I hear a lot of mixed reviews about the drinks at headshops so u may try that. I can tell u that the synthetic urine with the enzymes doesn't work. Cost my buddy a career

 

[TestNegative]

Re: New here, need to pass a drug test...

I also believe that a synthetic urine would be your best option. This offers you a guaranteed pass on either of the testing methods they may use and you don't have to worry about giving your own sample.

We offer 2 options: Sub-Solution & Incognito belt.

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[detoks]

Re: New here, need to pass a drug test...

get yourself some ocean spray cranberry and drink it everyday and take your test

It is pointless because soft diuretic removes THS only from your bladder, not from fat cells.

We offer 2 options: Sub-Solution & Incognito belt.

Why you not offer premixed urine that is more usable and cheap?

 

[TestNegative]

The Incognito belt is a a pre-mixes urine. The belt we carry contains a high quality synthetic that is easy very easy to use. The price is reflective of that.

 

[cannasensei]

And u guarentee ur synthetics against scrupulation? Most places have contracts with privately owned labs to test samples now. At least for people on parole/probation. Many forgo the easy to beat dip test now and go with true analysis. I know of no product on the market capable of such a feat to date. I would love go be proven wrong tho. And if that's the case u owe a buddy of mine 2 months of time a refund and a career being as your product was red flagged and deemed tampered. Causing discretionary days to be dealt out costing him his job not to mention the money u charge for ur product.

Keep in mind I acknowledge his dumbassery in smoking on probation. Of course it should be a crime that's a different subject. He has gotten plenty of shit at my expense over it. However that doesn't change the fact that when someone spends that kid of money to ensure he keeps his career (career mind u. Not flipping burgers) he expects it to do as it claims. Which it failed to do.

I'm not even close to mad (I see that it reads as if I am). I warned him early off it was wasted cash but he's a read and believe type. Don't be surprised if some angry Sicilian send u a pm ripping you a new one tho lol.

 

[cannasensei]

Edit: he received his 200% refund. Good on y'all for that. Rare to see someone back their shit up. He's still.steamed about his career (understandably) but I think he realizes that only he can truly be blamed. Still yet. Disregard any angry Sicilian that may find ur inbox. He's just a hothead

 

[TestNegative]

And u guarentee ur synthetics against scrupulation? Most places have contracts with privately owned labs to test samples now. At least for people on parole/probation. Many forgo the easy to beat dip test now and go with true analysis. I know of no product on the market capable of such a feat to date. I would love go be proven wrong tho. And if that's the case u owe a buddy of mine 2 months of time a refund and a career being as your product was red flagged and deemed tampered. Causing discretionary days to be dealt out costing him his job not to mention the money u charge for ur product.

Keep in mind I acknowledge his dumbassery in smoking on probation. Of course it should be a crime that's a different subject. He has gotten plenty of shit at my expense over it. However that doesn't change the fact that when someone spends that kid of money to ensure he keeps his career (career mind u. Not flipping burgers) he expects it to do as it claims. Which it failed to do.

I'm not even close to mad (I see that it reads as if I am). I warned him early off it was wasted cash but he's a read and believe type. Don't be surprised if some angry Sicilian send u a pm ripping you a new one tho lol.

Just to be clear, our 200% money back guarantee only applies for a positive result. You must understand that we supply a quality product but once the product is in the users hands they are the ones truly responsible for concealing their substitution properly and submitting it at the right temperature range.
Since I don't have your friends info, I can't really speculate on anything at this point. But I assure you that other than the odd temperature related complaint, claims on our synthetic urine products are pretty much nil.
It should be very clear to the user that detox products are to used as a last resource, no one put your friend in his current position other than himself. I'm sure you understand that.
We are only here to help when no other solution is available.

Also we don't comment and won't sell our products for government related testing since in some cases it may/can be considered illegal to help someone cheat a lawfully administered test. All of our products are sold for home or corporate testing only!

 

[detoks]

The price is reflective of that.

Price of proven effective synthetic urine is about 30 bucks, price of plastic pocket with rubber band 10 bucks at most. Your Incognito belt is at least 3 times more expensive

 

[TestNegative]

Price of proven effective synthetic urine is about 30 bucks, price of plastic pocket with rubber band 10 bucks at most. Your Incognito belt is at least 3 times more expensive

Prices aren't solely based on manufacturing cost, here are some good examples:

Viagra $25+ a pop (manufacturing cost: pennies per pill)
Microsoft Windows software $300+ (manufacturing cost: none the packaging cost more than the software)
Apple iPhone $500+ (manufacturing cost: I would estimate it to be under $50)

That being said, many times you are really paying either for the knowledge, the service, convenience, etc, of a product.

In our case you're paying for the end result and the fact is our higher price tag means you get a bigger compensation should you fail, but should you fail with our product you would have failed with any other product because we truly believe we have the best synthetic urine on the market. We are celebrating our 20th anniversary this year, there's a reason why we are still around after 20 years in this industry while so many have come and gone.