What kinda stoner are you?

[The Mad Toker]

Just bored and thought this would be fun. Borrowing from Half Baked what kind of stoner are you?

I am told I am the "Q" (ala James Bond films) of the people I smoke with. This is mostly because every session we have, I usually have some new smoking apparatus or somthing 420 related. And also because when I go to sessions I always bring my smoking kit which is an old first aid box which is pictured below.

And I dont really worry about getting searched by cops as I usually wear my security company jacket or have parts of my uniform in plain view in the car so the cops dont hassle me.

 

[johnnybuds]

i usually just got alot of some bangin buds dutches or bring out my bong

smoke with a few of my boys and just chill

 

[MR sHibbZ]

I don't know what kind of stoner I am I just like to smoke reefer

 

[stonedthugg420]

im a cross between the enhancment smoker( weed makes evry activity better) and the guy that makes a bong out of evrything.

 

[old_smokey9483]

I'm so the Jon Stewart enhancment smoker mixed with the laid back smoker.

 

[Haha420]

i am the walking dictionary for just about every known recreational drug. im good at what i do.

 

[sUmSmOkEr7187]

The type who always has a blunt in his mouth

 

[isos 42o]

here are the different types of smokers from Half Baked

Enhancement Smoker - Thinks weed makes every event that much better; Will smoke weed to make an event better.

Scavenger Smoker - Never has weed of their own but as soon as you light a jay up, here they come to smoke with you.

You should have been there Smoker - Likes talking about the old days when they used to smoke pot

After School Special Smoker - Spends all their allowance of reefer

I'm 40 and I'm still cool Smoker - Token up in the other room trying to figure out a way to bond with his son a.k.a. the After School Special Smoker. Ironic isn't it?

I'm only creative if I smoke Smoker - believes weed brings out the artist in them.

Maguyver Smoker - Can make a bong out of anything they find lying around

Straight Up Pothead - Lack of motivation, irritability, mood swings, and the dreded low sperm count.

Avit-non Smoker - They get your number from someone, place an order, don't smoke weed, ask for you to come over personally, and get mad that it's you selling weed

 

[isos 42o]

< Straight Up Pothead - Lack of motivation, irritability, mood swings, and the dreded low sperm count. and I love it

 

[isos 42o]

oh I found some more types of stoners

Social Smoker - Smokes only when other people are just to talk and don't get high

I wanna be cool Smoker - Smokes only when others are just to "fit in".

Chill out Smoker - Smokes only to chill and relax

Buzz smokers - Smoke only to get a buzz; most use those fuckin "One-Hit wonder" pipes.

Stoners - Smoke to get smacked and never know what is going on.

Burn out - Smokes so much that they don't know what is going on; Dazed and confused about everything; no logic

Holiday Smokers - Smokes only on holidays to make it more fun for them.

Paranoid Smoker - After smoking bud, get very paranoid that someone is going to know they are high or that someone is after them.

Bullshit Smokers - Think they're stoned after taking a dead hit or after take one or two hits

Weak Smokers - Get high after taking a couple of hits

Depression Smokers - Smoke only when they're depressed to alliviate that pain

Dumb-ass Smokers - After smoking up, act so fuckin stupid you feel like taking a hammer and hiting them in the head with it.

The geeker - After smoking up, geek(laugh) about everything even if it's the millionth time they've smoked pot.

Emotional Smoker - Smoke only when they are angry, depressed, sad, or in any type of bad mood to become happy, relax, and in a better mood

 

[Kirkatizer]

I think I'm more of a layed back smoker.

 

[little_blazer]

<<< Chill out Smoker - Smokes only to chill and relax

But that's all the time, so some times I am a Straight Up Pothead - Lack of motivation, irritability, mood swings, and the dreaded low sperm count. Don't know about the low sperm count, have a son, was WAY high when he was conceived.

 

[Mastodon]

i guess you could call me the Gamer Stoner i love playing ps2 and xbox after i get baked its so much funn...also hackie...oh cant ait till summer..winter sucks u cant hackie b/c its so fucking cold outside

 

[BluntKilla]

im a burnout, i know it, everyone knows it, what can i say

 

[Nocuous]

I have been many of those....but now I am...

The Gandolff smoker(from lord of the rings) Smokes the Halfling's herb alone or with one good friend while contumplateing life and the world we live in.

 

[Pinch]

Old fart vaper...

As old as the hills and twice as dusty.

 

[BluntMan]

i guess i would be a flat out pothead/chill smoker

 

[Eldamari420]

the type that does nothing but sit around and smoke, doesnt know what direction im heading in but, one things for sure, ill smoke and grow as much as possible

 

[Brett2theMax]

I'm just a straight up pot head.

 

[cinmacn]

i would say im about 60% "chill out smoker" and 40% "enhancement smoker"