Recent content by mjismyway

My neighbors went to Cabo for two weeks so I picked up their mail and watched their house for them. This is what they brought me in return...

Re: 4 the stoner mom's only!! My boys are 10 and 7 now. When my youngest was 5, his Kindergarten homework one day was to go around the house with a parent pointing to objects and attempt to spell what the object was (hope that makes sense). I pointed to the window, the chair, a picture, etc...

I can't stand sticker pickers. If I choose to remove the sticker off of my lighter, I will do it properly so it doesn't leave sticky sticker goo behind. Don't peel my sticker off! I hate getting my lighter back with sticky crap on it. Other than that, I'm pretty nice.

I wasn't really going to put Febreeze in it. I did soak it with vinegar and soda last night and also soaked the little seal band thing in some bleach water. I'm pleased to announce that the stench has subsided greatly and I'm back to puffing like nothing ever happened. Thanks for all of the...

It's glass. And it reeks. I'm thinking of trying some vinegar and baking soda overnight to cut the smell. Even if it doesn't, at least I'll get a cool volcanic show. Other than that, maybe I'll start filling it with Febreeze.

I got all of the "icky" stuff off. Clean as a whistle. It just freaking stinks! I kept smelling it and smelling it and was like shit! is that my freaking breath? What in the hell is that smell? Finally I realized it is the dang bong. Shewieeeeeeeee!

How about the dishwasher?

So I inherited this beautiful two foot bong the other day. The previous owner neglected to ever clean it so I had quite a job. It's all sparkling and clean now, but has a putrid odor that leaves this dog crap taste in my mouth after each toke. What can I do to eliminate the stale dirty bong...

Not all the way to Seattle, but halfway there. Go Seahawks! :bongrip:

I get ripped before work, then at lunch, then after I get home. I am a nurse in the secured Alzheimer's/Dementia unit at a nursing home. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... mwahahahahhahaha

I busted a gut on that one. That's AWFUL! Very humorous though!!! Way to go dippo ;-) :laughtwo:

Just wanted to say hello from across the Jantzen Beach bridge. Hope you enjoy all Portland has to offer and find someone to dip cheetos with you :-) Me

*UPDATE* Good things come to those who wait. I finally got the call and my anger turned into pure bliss when I got my hands on that baby! They made up for it with a 4g bonus and the best smoke I've had in ages. A happy ending after all....... :pimp:

Just thought I'd vent for a second here. For the first time in the entire 13 years I've smoked, I got ripped off. I was a bit edgy with this new couple that seemed a bit too eager to have me front them the $ for an O, but have known them for a couple of years so decided to take a chance...