Twiztid Shadow
New Member
A normal night sitting in my buddy's garage/smoking lounge, cuz his mom wouldn't lets us smoke in the house. I fire up this fat joint I rolled and begin to toke down, just me and my bro in rotation so I plan on gettin fucked up. Well not more than 60% of the way through we're baked, this bud was way better than I expected. So I put the joint half way out and all of the suddeon I drop the mother fucker in the chair. Ok, this was one of those recliners that has all kinds of flamable foam and shit in there, well in our haze we decide that it'll probably just get smothered out in the garage, WRONG!!!!!! So, I leave and go home and go to bed. Well, I wake up the next day bright and early, 1pm. Get my day going and my buddy calls me from a differant phone number so I ask why and he tells me it's his dads number and he's gonna be living there for a while, I thought he got kicked out or somehting for some stupid reason, but no it turns out I BURNT HIS FUCKING GARAGE DOWN!! What the fuck, I can't believe I fucking burnt his garage down, there was a 2004 altima, and his whole garage was burnt down. So how much was the estimated damage by the insurance company, you may be wondering? A staggering 75 g's. But since insurance pays for household accidents 
. He got it all back. So if someone can top that let me know. Stay High! 
. He got it all back. So if someone can top that let me know. Stay High! 
...
Awww.... poor baby is upset that i shot his 9/11 conspiracy theory down.
