Marijuana Militia

[RangerDanger]

For outdoor activities I've always enjoyed camo's.
You know, military clothes.
They're tough, cheap and have lots of pockets.
And of course they help you blend in.

It was the early 90's, shortly after Ruby Ridge and OKC and all the talk was of militia's.
So I'm on this hike with a group of people in my Wilderness Center Docent program and a woman is eyeing my clothes and says "Oh what militia are you a member of?"
(she didn't say it mean, just conversation)
I said "Oh I'm a member of the Marijuana Militia."
She says "Oh, and what do you guys do?"
And I say "If we feel like blowing up a building, we sit down and smoke weed until the feeling passes."

 

[Pinch]

Mr Danger..

 

[Wilbur]

Oh I'm a member of the Marijuana Militia."
She says "Oh, and what do you guys do?"
And I say "If we feel like blowing up a building, we sit down and smoke weed until the feeling passes."

LONG LIVE THE HIPPIE-JIHAD

 

[Akornpatch]

Lmao

 

[Happy Kitty]

I said "Oh I'm a member of the Marijuana Militia."
She says "Oh, and what do you guys do?"
And I say "If we feel like blowing up a building, we sit down and smoke weed until the feeling passes."

 

[merickson]

Now that's the kind of miltancy I can support.