Mile HIGH Cleaner
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No, sadly, Dish detergent cannot clean a pipe or bong because it does not bond to resin. Which is too bad because simple Ionic Bonding is how water cleans everything else. Lets take a dirty Lasagna pan.
Soak the pan in water and in the morning the chunks come right off with a brush. The Water Bonded with the lasagna, changing it so it preferred to stick to the water, not the pan. It took a while. Add dish detergent, scrub and viola! You are done in a couple of minutes.
Don't you wish your bong, pipe, or rig was that easy?
Maybe it could be...
Let's first fully understand basic bonding. Rust is oxygen bonding to Iron. That same bond makes the Red in your blood, as it delivers that oxygen to bond to a muscle cell, in turn bonding carbon dioxide. Repeated by trillions of red blood cells.
Another example of Ionic bonding is Salt. Either chloride or sodium can kill you. They BOND together into a harmless new compound that most living things need daily to survive. Salt; it is mined by bulldozer loads. This salt can then BOND to water by breaking the existing BOND of tightly packed positive and negative salt Ions.
Once the ion has been separated from the rest of the salt crystal it gets bonded on all sides and is now a whole new compound with all new properties such as boiling point, freezing point, electroconductivity and buoyancy. The new compound, innovatively called Saltwater, is unlike either salt or water.
This is Mother Natures basic building blocks, but they can get pretty nasty too.
Basic, virtually harmless cleaners are like shampoo and body wash, because they come in direct contact with skin. Then Dish Detergent, which had to become safe because we EAT from those dishes. We made it better by using tools like brushes and scrubbers. These are most basic ionic bond cleaners we have. There are few warnings on the label. One is used for cleaning wildlife after a toxic spill. They don't do much for bathtub soap scum.
This is where we START with more potent chemicals and bleaches. The warnings on the label just got more serious. The floor cleaners escalate further and toilet bowl cleaner is some fairly serious stuff.
This escalates to higher and higher level with each new cleaner, trying to strip it off faster with less effort. Each one smells worse than the last. The labels contain more warnings to wear protective gear, may be toxic and Use in a well ventilated area, and includes the Poison Control Center phone number.
That is where bong cleaners reside...
Isopropyl alcohol has all of that and even states "fumes may be Toxic" on the label.
On the other hand...
Mile HIGH Cleaner DOES BOND CANNABIS RESIN, doing what dish detergent cannot.
Resin is attracted to Mile HIGH and instantly bonds into a new compound that BONDS WITH DETERGENT.
The new compound is easily washed with detergent because it has been fundamentally changed in a millisecond.
This is simple, safe and very effective. Consider it the way mother nature wants to be treated. We don't need toxic solvents and useless shaking, that is outdated!
WE USE TOOLS, hot water and Scrubbing.
Deluxe cleaning kit is 50% off using code THC
Soak the pan in water and in the morning the chunks come right off with a brush. The Water Bonded with the lasagna, changing it so it preferred to stick to the water, not the pan. It took a while. Add dish detergent, scrub and viola! You are done in a couple of minutes.
Don't you wish your bong, pipe, or rig was that easy?
Maybe it could be...
Let's first fully understand basic bonding. Rust is oxygen bonding to Iron. That same bond makes the Red in your blood, as it delivers that oxygen to bond to a muscle cell, in turn bonding carbon dioxide. Repeated by trillions of red blood cells.
Another example of Ionic bonding is Salt. Either chloride or sodium can kill you. They BOND together into a harmless new compound that most living things need daily to survive. Salt; it is mined by bulldozer loads. This salt can then BOND to water by breaking the existing BOND of tightly packed positive and negative salt Ions.
This is Mother Natures basic building blocks, but they can get pretty nasty too.
Basic, virtually harmless cleaners are like shampoo and body wash, because they come in direct contact with skin. Then Dish Detergent, which had to become safe because we EAT from those dishes. We made it better by using tools like brushes and scrubbers. These are most basic ionic bond cleaners we have. There are few warnings on the label. One is used for cleaning wildlife after a toxic spill. They don't do much for bathtub soap scum.
This is where we START with more potent chemicals and bleaches. The warnings on the label just got more serious. The floor cleaners escalate further and toilet bowl cleaner is some fairly serious stuff.
This escalates to higher and higher level with each new cleaner, trying to strip it off faster with less effort. Each one smells worse than the last. The labels contain more warnings to wear protective gear, may be toxic and Use in a well ventilated area, and includes the Poison Control Center phone number.
That is where bong cleaners reside...
Isopropyl alcohol has all of that and even states "fumes may be Toxic" on the label.
On the other hand...
Mile HIGH Cleaner DOES BOND CANNABIS RESIN, doing what dish detergent cannot.
Resin is attracted to Mile HIGH and instantly bonds into a new compound that BONDS WITH DETERGENT.
The new compound is easily washed with detergent because it has been fundamentally changed in a millisecond.
This is simple, safe and very effective. Consider it the way mother nature wants to be treated. We don't need toxic solvents and useless shaking, that is outdated!
WE USE TOOLS, hot water and Scrubbing.
Deluxe cleaning kit is 50% off using code THC
