Probably heard this before

[killemall1316]

ok guys...need some help....first off i smoked for a weekend just whenever i could..not to much....not nearly enough...but anyway.....i am 5'8 194....so heres what i am gonna do......a little advice would be appreciated since i am on probation.and the test is two weeks away....ok first off nothing but water and cranberry juice with gatoraid at meals ( when I eat, i'll get back to that) second ...gonna do a nicacin flush until the redness and pain n stuff go away...third.....pretty much live at the gym and sweat my ass off...fourth.....stay awake as long as possible (since i can not smoke i cant sleep anyway), which would burn more fat, right? and finally eat as little as possible that way my body just burns the excess fat.....any advice would help thanks....

 

[Weed420]

Re: prally heard this before

Nothing cleans your system of thc metabolites. They are the only drug that is not water soluble. Thc heads directly to your fat cells and stays there till you either burn them off or they die naturally in about a month depending on your metabolism rate.

Exercise and stay hydrated
Eat a high fiber diet with possibly adding some metamucil to help keep the bowels moving.
3 days before the test switch to a red meat high fat diet and quit exercising
Drink 36 ounces of gatorade the morning of the test
Pee 3 or 4 times before the test
When taking the test
Pee a little in the toilet first
Pee 2 ounces in the collection cup
Pee the rest in the toilet.

The reasons.
80% of your thc metabolites are removed through your stool. If the stool isn't evacuated the thc metabolites gets reabsorbed through your intestines and heads back to fat cells again. When you change to a red meat high fat diet it does 2 things. It raises your creatine levels to allow for more dillution so that you don't fail the test. The fat tells the body to start saving fat cells again for a few days so that the thc metabolites don't enter the kidneys and pass into the urine.

Midstream pee
The first and last of your pee is always the dirtiest. So use your midstream urine for the collection cup

 

[killemall1316]

Re: prally heard this before

Nothing cleans your system of thc metabolites. They are the only drug that is not water soluble. Thc heads directly to your fat cells and stays there till you either burn them off or they die naturally in about a month depending on your metabolism rate.

Exercise and stay hydrated
Eat a high fiber diet with possibly adding some metamucil to help keep the bowels moving.
3 days before the test switch to a red meat high fat diet and quit exercising
Drink 36 ounces of gatorade the morning of the test
Pee 3 or 4 times before the test
When taking the test
Pee a little in the toilet first
Pee 2 ounces in the collection cup
Pee the rest in the toilet.

The reasons.
80% of your thc metabolites are removed through your stool. If the stool isn't evacuated the thc metabolites gets reabsorbed through your intestines and heads back to fat cells again. When you change to a red meat high fat diet it does 2 things. It raises your creatine levels to allow for more dillution so that you don't fail the test. The fat tells the body to start saving fat cells again for a few days so that the thc metabolites don't enter the kidneys and pass into the urine.

Midstream pee
The first and last of your pee is always the dirtiest. So use your midstream urine for the collection cup

Thanks I really appreciate the quick feedback! It was a low grade dirt weed and a half gram of dro. What are the odds of failure? Has it worked for you in the past? Sounds very legit.

 

[Weed420]

I'm a heavy smoker so I have to go with subbing with synthetic urine. But a lot of people have passed by following the basic guidelines if they are light smokers. But you start getting into the moderate smoker category and the thc levels can still remain high even with dilution.

 

[burnedout]

Re: prally heard this before

I was not aware of the STOOL issue, I tend to be constipated due to large amounts of Vicadin and other pain killers(almost 20 yeras now) but my wife buys me ACIDOpholus ? to make you go? and of course she buys me the good stuff from Life extension Organization, that stuff keeps you going really SMOOTH (stomach pains all my life)

to the OP , I used to buy Fletcher's Castoria at the pharmacy, this stuff is 100% pure SENA root extract, and since you are going a serious test, I would buy that stuff and swallow a half a gallon of water after taking the whole bottle, and be ready by the toilet, you will flush the THC blues away FAST