Weed joke

Hightide805

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well i saw the joke thread then typed this out and couldn't post it, so here it is....



There once was and lizard and an munki (haha) blazing up in a tree the munki passed the huge blunt filled with some master kush over the the little lizard and said hit this man, its the bomb. the lizard took in some crazy hits, he was so high, he had to get something to drink, kottonmouth king right now, munki said there is a river over there go get a drink I'll sit here and smoke this blunt

so the lizard stumbled over to the river and got the water.. everything was so much better, until... an alligator came up... so high and scared the lizard didn't know what to do. the alligator said "don't worry mon, i just wanna smoke some ganja" the lizard was like ohhh ok.. go hit up munki in the tree he has a fat blunt filled of some master kush,
"later little lizard" the alligator said and went to see munki.....


by this time munki was blazed of his munki butt and up comes the alligator....


and munki says....



DUDE...


HOW MUCH DID I SMOKE?!?!?!
 
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