Backlipslide

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  Backlipslide

• Jan 12, 2021

They say we can have gatherings with up to eight people without issues. Hell, I don’t even know 8 people without issues..

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  Backlipslide

• Jan 10, 2021

@dr.h00k

have you heard from @cannanewb in a while?
I am worried about him.
Hope he is doing okay!

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  Backlipslide

• Jan 9, 2021

@cannanewb

hope you are doing well my friend!!!
2020’s harvest must be treating you well!!

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  Backlipslide

• Jan 2, 2021

before coffee: annoyed by everything..

after coffee: annoyed by everything, but with the energy to complain about it!

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  Backlipslide

• Jan 2, 2021

Pros of being an adult: I can eat 28 cookies, and no one can stop me!

Cons of being an adult: I ate 28 cookies. No one stopped me, and now I feel awful!

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  Backlipslide

• Jan 1, 2021

I still remember 2020 as if it were yesterday!

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  Backlipslide

• Dec 31, 2020

Thinking about you @Cola Monster
Hope you are doing well my friend!!
merry Christmas buddy! Happy new year!

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  Backlipslide

• Dec 31, 2020

Happy new year everybody!! For the first time in our life, hindsight is 2020!! Let’s put it in our rear view!!

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  Backlipslide

• Dec 30, 2020

me:.......
Wife:.....
Me.....
Wife:.....
Toddler: (in time out)
Me: timeouts just give children a quiet place to plot our murders...
Wife:

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  Backlipslide

• Dec 30, 2020

I’ve just released my own fragrance...



Nobody in the car seemed to like it.

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  Backlipslide

• Dec 27, 2020

Why don’t blind people go sky diving?

it scares the hell out of the dogs.

please don’t delete me!

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  Backlipslide

• Dec 27, 2020

My wife: Are you even listening to me?

me: that’s a weird way to start a conversation!

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  Backlipslide

• Dec 27, 2020

I love me a nice cold cup of orange juice...

but why does it have to remind me of every damn hang over I’ve ever had!

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  Backlipslide

• Dec 27, 2020

My daughter moved out on her own the other day, and she calls me periodically to ask me for advice and answers..

I kind of thought her watching me raise her would have proven that I’m winging it, but for some reason, she thinks that I know things?

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  Backlipslide

• Dec 27, 2020

When I ask my wife if she wants help, she constantly changes the subject, and asks me if a bear shits in the woods?

like I’m some sort of bear scientist or something..

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  Backlipslide

• Dec 26, 2020

Turning on you’re lights and sirens after losing a drag race is just poor sportsmanship!

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  Backlipslide

• Dec 26, 2020

I have a horrible sleeping disorder,

where I have to wake up every morning to go to work!..

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  Backlipslide

• Dec 10, 2020

A human fart can be louder then a trombone.

I discovered this at my daughter’s Christmas concert..

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  Backlipslide

• Nov 26, 2020

Happy thanksgiving day everyone!!

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  Backlipslide

• Nov 22, 2020

RIP Boiled water!

you will be mist!

please don’t delete me!