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CITY HALL — The Planning Commission last week appended the draft Land Use Code to require medical marijuana clinics to inject fluoride into the nugs they dispense, creating "anti-cavity cannabis."
"Stoners typically neglect their dental health," said Ann Lindsay, county health official.
"That can be problematic, especially after a night of Doritos, pizza and Ben & Jerry's. Our 'Brushing While Baked' campaign didn't help much, so we figured medical cannabis and mass medication would make natural partners."
The Humboldt Cooperative, a local flower shop, announced plans to cultivate a new strain of "Dental Dope," the slogan for which will be "a toothbrush in every toke."
Source: Arcata Eye
Copyright: 2008, Arcata Eye
Contact: Staff Reporter
Website: Arcata Eye :: The mildly objectionable weekly newspaper for Arcata, California (pagesetter)
"Stoners typically neglect their dental health," said Ann Lindsay, county health official.
"That can be problematic, especially after a night of Doritos, pizza and Ben & Jerry's. Our 'Brushing While Baked' campaign didn't help much, so we figured medical cannabis and mass medication would make natural partners."
The Humboldt Cooperative, a local flower shop, announced plans to cultivate a new strain of "Dental Dope," the slogan for which will be "a toothbrush in every toke."
Source: Arcata Eye
Copyright: 2008, Arcata Eye
Contact: Staff Reporter
Website: Arcata Eye :: The mildly objectionable weekly newspaper for Arcata, California (pagesetter)
*aww minty fresh*
