Favorite Drug/Pot Quotes

i buy drugs, shoot em in my ass, let your little brother try em- Bizzarre, it ain't my favorite, but i think it's funny when someone sheltered is in the car and they hear stuff like that, you see em get all uncomfortable and shit, lol
I wanna talk to sampson, fly me to the moon like that bitch alice crams, because its hard being black and gifted, sometimes I just wanna throw it all down and get lifted.
---Half Baked
"we cant stop here man....this is bat country!!!" - johnny depp in fear and loathing :laughtwo: :bong:


"quick....buy some golf shoes or we'll never get out of this muk!"


when the photoagrapher comes into their hotel room and the first thing Depp says to him is "your not portugese!!!" lol
One of the best of all time,

"It's ok man, if there's one thing I know it's how to drive when I'm stoned. It's like, you know your perspective's fucked so you just got to let your hands work the controls as if you're straight." from Heavy Metal
a good simpsons one...

"and its all because of yes i cannabis"


Let's go get stoned
Let's go get stoned
When you work so hard all the day long
And everything you do seems to go wrong
Just drop by my place on your way home - Ray Charles
its track 15 on The Very Best of Ray Charles. i dno what real album its on.

oh yea the tracks called "Let's Go Get Stoned"
Hawker said:
i am inspired....new avatar time.
Lol hey its PM's old Avatar, now that might confuse me for a bit.

This is a good one
'A drug is neither moral nor immoral - it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being treats it as if consumption bestowed a temporary license to act like an asshole.' - Frank Zappa

And this one is great, If its comming from Einstein it must be true, lol.
"The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the Prohibition law, for nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced." -Albert Einstein, My First Impression of the U.S.A, 1921
Hash said:
Lol hey its PM's old Avatar, now that might confuse me for a bit.
haha yea same...
Why is my verse so barren of new pride,
So far from variation or quick change?
Why with the time do I not glance aside
To new-found methods and to compounds strange?
Why write I still all one, ever the same,
And keep invention in a noted weed,
That every word doth almost tell my name,
Showing their birth, and where they did proceed?
O, know, sweet love, I always write of you,
And you and love are still my argument;
So all my best is dressing old words new,
Spending again what is already spent:
For as the sun is daily new and old,
So is my love still telling what is told.

-William Shakespeare, Sonnet #76 [A.K.A. the "Noted Weed" Sonnet]
dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine -duke
I could sit here and qoute half baked but that would take way to long. so instead of a qoute i saw a sign that said Duby road and I laughed my ass off. It seemed like the right thing at the right time .
Listen, at times you hinder my vision
Blinded by ya love and you got the room spinnin'
It's not jealousy the reason why I keep you hidden
Hell, I hit you then I pass you to my man like I do my women
I know just what I'm investin' in
I done traded currency wit the Mexicans
In Texas just so we could get affectionate
Your complexion lime green wit red specks in it
I love you

Everytime I ryhme for y'all, I'm lookin to prove a point
kickin a freestyle every now and then
but mostly off the joint
See I smoke good cuz see it go good wit them flows, why
the nigga the B-I-G like Tony Rich nobody knows why
-big boi (outkast)-
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