I passed the Psychemedics Hair Follicle Drug test with 6 days clean

I have to take a hair test tomorrow.
A month ago i got to the point of being so depressed i completely lost it and i screwed up really bad.....
I used heroin, coke and meth - a lot for a week straight. "Valium" I have a script.
I was totally clean before that. I really screwed up. When I came down I realized this wasn't helping my depression and I made thing worse for myself. I knew I needed to clean my hair somehow because I had been looking for a better job.

Stats- 35 years old -Male
210 lbs
Dark brown hair

This past month I have done this to my hair. "It's really damaged now"

Paul mitchel shampoo- generic
Nair hair remover on scalp - scrub-4 minutes and washed out with PM shampoo
Nair all body hair - shaved what did fall off.
Baking soda and oxi clean scrubs
Hair relaxer 20 minutes - fried hair × burned
Baking soda Oxi clean scrubs
Baking soda rinse 5 minutes
Hair mudd detox cleanser from a website.
Baking soda oxi clean again.
Acetone finger nail polish remover 5 minutes
Cascade premium pack scrub 3x × burns so so bad.
Heet methanol soak 30 min with shower cap.
Baking soda rinse
Hair dye brown
Hair relaxer 6 minutes--couldn't leave it longer, the pain was unbearable.
Leave in conditioner.
Shorter Hair cut because it was so bad.
Olive oil overnight.
Test is tomorrow.

Odds?
 
Just wanted to put my input here. I am a 24 y/o, 210lb male, light activity slow metabolism, dark brown short hair. I tried multiple methods listed here, essentially vinegar, tide, baking soda, aloe, coconut oil, salicylic acid, and herbal essences detox shampoo. I also did a bleach and dye on my hair. I did 6 treatments of the acid/base methods and 1 bleach/dye. I had a haircut roughly 40 days ago and only had about 7-10 days of light smoking (1 small bowl a day) and have been clean for 30. I had my hair test yesterday and will post results, send some good vibes my way :) oh and FYI for anyone trying this, try to stretch it out. I did all of this in a 48 hour time frame and when I did my bleach and dye it hurt so bad I screamed, and have chemical burns on my head.
 
Just an update on my Psychemedics Hair Follicle drug test....I PASSED! Had 24 hours notice and by the grace of god, 2 Macujo treatments, Nexxus old formula aloe rid, one zydot treatment and one bleach and one redye.... I passed!!!
 
so i promised that if i passed the test, i would tell people what i did

i had a job that did a hair test, shit. i stopped smoking april 30, the hair test was june 9th
i dont smoke often, and not in large amounts, but april 30th, i smoked a whole joint, and had pot brownies. i read some stuff like it doesnt show up in hair of the occasional smoker. but i also read that its harder to get out of hair of black people. i am a black woman. while i also dont smoke much, i hang around people who do, and even tho they say it doesnt cling to your hair that way, i wanted to try anyway. just in case i wanted to be sure, but thought, if i fail, it wasnt meant to be. (i passed and it wasnt meant to be, more on that later)

so every other day for 5 separate days, i washed my hair

products:
t-sal shampoo
apple cider vinegar and white distilled vinegar
clorox 2 detergent, stain fighter and color booster
dawn dish detergent
target brand 2% salicylic acid oil free acne face wash
baking soda
neutrogena clear pore oil eliminating astringent

first day i only used my shampoo, dawn, and some phisoderm face wash
next day, i used everything except the clorox 2
day 3, 4, and 5, i had a routine

pre wash with my shampoo. 2- rinse hair out, get spray bottle filled with more acv than regular vinegar, douse hair in that. put on shower cap, wrap in towel, sit for 30 minutes. 3- wash with clorox, rinse, then wash with dawn. put on shower cap, wrap hair in towel, wait 30 minutes. (10-15 minutes if i was using the clorox detergent(which has hydrogen peroxide like hair dye supposedly has)). 4- rinse hair thoroughly, douse hair in acv again, sit for 30 minutes. 5- after 30 minutes add the acne face wash, covering every area (no rinsing, right on top of the acv). shower cap, towel, 15 minute wait. 6- rinse hair, make a "paste" with the baking soda and water, put on hair. wrap in shower cap and towel, wait 30 minutes. 7- rinse hair, now im doing the t-sal, rinsing, then adding the t-sal again, shower cap, towel, wait 30 minutes. 8- finally! i rinse the t-sal out of the hair and top it all off with the neutrogena astringent. i let that stay in for about 5 minutes or whatever while im showering, rinse that out, and i top it off with conditioner

i would then blow dry my hair, and flat iron it (maybe once i didnt flat iron it)


the day before the test, i went to my stylist to get a relaxer, but because i flat ironed my hair, two days prior, she didnt see much "new growth" even though all my hair was new growth because i havent gotten a relaxer in a year. instead she just styled my hair and afterwards she put some product in that smelled like mouth wash (wish i could tell you what it was) that she thought might help pass the test i guess.

they cut my hair thursday, they said if i dont hear anything by tuesday i'm in the clear. i called tuesday to confirm orientation and they said a-ok


so there are A LOT of variables that went into play with me not being a heavy, frequent smoker. but also with me being black and having dark, not too fine, kinkier hair. i actually wanted to fail the test (after allll the work i went through) because i have another job offer/training that will interfere with this current one



edit- i guess i can add that im about 5'5", 130, lazy and inactive as all hell, horrible diet, but a pretty decent metabolism
 
So here's my story: I swore to myself that if I had PASSED, I would post on all the various sites and threads I used to gain insight into this predicament I was put in...[sorry ahead of time for the long post]

Background:
I was a moderate smoker, maybe a small bowl or two at night before bed, or during the day, the usual, nothing crazy; but a regular daily smoker nonetheless. I received news I had been accepted to a fantastic job (which was very unexpected) and they asked me how soon i could start and I said, as soon as possible of course! They were I happy, I was happy... Then I get an email saying oh well before we can finalize everything you need to complete a background check and a "drug test", so naturally, I assumed it would be a urine test (because what crazy assholes test for hair, right?). So that day I gave up my habit, having smoked quite a bit the night prior. So now I was freaking out about passing a urine test in the upcoming weeks, because i had NO clean time. I managed to scoot the job back to a June 20th start date (I found out I got the job June 1st).

I stopped smoking, and was searching ways to cleanse my body of the metabolites to pee clean. Then after a week of that nonsense I get an email from HR about new hire info...Open the email--HAIR TEST. Wowowowow I almost just fell through the ground. A fucking hair test? Excuse me? This is not happening...

So then I began PANICKING. This job had family connections (the only reason I got it)...My 'relative' was able to go out on a limb risking their reputation for me, had to petition HR to even consider hiring me, and they finally said yes, so if I fucked this up it would be BAD. Not even worried about myself here, I just couldn't ruin their reputation.

So i began searching...I scoured the depths of the internet for HOURS on end just reading hundreds of pages of various forums and reading countless research papers and publications from the NIH, PubMed, etc. I, myself am in a science field and it just seemed more logical to seek out valid reliable information from scientific sources I knew I could trust.

Process:
So I am a female, about 5'5", long, thick brown hair to the middle of my back, and a daily smoker. Only 15 days clean the day of my test. [done by q~ u~ e~ s~ t~ ]

Cutting my hair was not an option. So I began researching crazy hair voodoo. So here it is...day by day.
- stopped smoking June 1st. June 7th find out I have a hair test I need to complete by June 15th, giving me only 7 days of had treatments.

Day 1: Buy shit for macujo method. Only do baking soda paste at night for 30 min, then wash out with Paul Mitchell 3.

Day 2: Start macujo: 30min vinegar soak, followed by 30min with added 2% salicylic acid face wash (w/viegar still in hair). Wash out with tide. Wash the tide out with Dawn blue dish soap. Then wash with PM 3. Then baking soda paste for 30min (burned!), and wash out with dawn and PM 3. THEN, went to the tanning salon and stuck my head in the highest level bed for the max amount of time with a towel over my face, exposing the back of my head to the UV (Read an actual research paper that had proven this to be effective in decreasing concentrations of THC metabolites in hair--another reason they try to take it from the crown of your head where it is also less exposed to sunlight). AFTER THAT, I went to the Rec and sat in the steam room as much as I could handle it, alternating between the steam room and sauna (as I heard that humidity helps break down metabolites?? Although I do not know the validity of that...Figured it was worth a shot anyway).

Day 3: Macujo again, followed by the PM 3. Then baking soda paste for 30min, and was out with tide, then dawn, then PM3. Then tanning/steam like the other day. **ORDERED ZyDot, for day of test***

Day 4: Stopped macujo--seemed like it was just irritating my scalp, and the acid washes seemed to be counter productive as they close the cuticle, whereas bases (more alkaline products) are said to open the cuticle. Basically at this point my plan of action was open the cuticle and then get inside to try and flush it out somehow. Anyway, this day I barely had any time to do anything so late at night I did another baking soda paste, then wash with tide, then dawn, then PM3.

Day 5: Combed methanol into my hair and kept on for 30-40min ("Heet" gas-line antifreeze; read the labs use methanol to strip/wash the hair before testing). Washed out with tide, then dawn then PM3. Baking soda paste and wash (Tide-> Dawn->PM3). Scheduled to have my hair bleached and redyed the next day.

Day 6: Went to a friend's house (who is a stylist) and had her bleach my hair (w/ 30 vol developer), and kept it on there for twice the allotted time. Washed out with Nioxin, and bed head volumizing "self-absorbed" shampoo (both of which contain propylene glycol). Bleached again, this time with a 20 vol developer (my hair was white at this point). Wash out again, with Bed Head shampoo, and then dried, and redyed back to brown. Took about 6 hours. My scalp was feeling rough...

Day 7: Heet in my hair again. Wash Process. Then Baking soda paste/wash process.

Day 8: day before the test: Heet soak for 30 min, then dried my hair with the hottest level on hair dryer. THEN I put in **ethyl acetate** (the non-acetone nail polish remover--THIS is the shit they use in the lab to actually extract the metabolites from the hair, so I figured why can't I?). Washed that out with tide, dawn, PM3. Then baking soda paste, and wash process again. Then stuck my head in the tanning bed again.

Day of test: Rise and shine bitch! Start off with the methanol again, and the ethyl acetate treatment--realllyyy get in there with that stuff. Wash out with tide, dawn, and PM3. Then baking soda paste for 15 min (time constraint). Then again wash with tide, dawn, and PM3. Now it was time to do Zydot. Followed directions on the packets to a "T". (Also, since I have long hair I bought two packages and split it up accordingly). After all that, dried my hair, put it up with a new clip, and dragged my sorry ass to the test center ready to cry.

Guy that took my hair was super nice, but had trouble managing my hair and kept saying "he's never seen this much hair before" lol....Little did he know my hair only looked like a scarecrow/lion mane because of all the hell I put it through...Shit, even I could barely manage it. Cut my long ass hair in two different places, directly on the back of my head on the crown area (thankfully where I focused all my hair magic). Sent it off...I prayed and cried and that was that.

Got the results back today-- I PASSED. Being a daily smoker, with only two weeks clean time, I fucking passed. Its possible ya'll...Go send some prayers, do some voodoo, bleach your hair!!!! (I honestly think that was the key step). If I can do it (a brunette with long hair), so can you.
 
I figured I would post my experience.

Background:
Male, 5'4", active (mountain bike daily, plus its hot at my job).

Started smoking again in Feb. and then quit for 2 weeks or for a piss test through a contracting/temp company. Passed and started on March 4, started smoking that weekend haha. I was smoking daily, but I'm a lightweight that never really develop a tolerance and always waited until around 8 or so to smoke. Fast forward to may 20th, get a phone call from my recruiter saying the company wants to hire me full time (my first engineering position, so a pretty big deal to me). Obviously I'm stoked but then I remember my coworkers talking about being hair tested, at which point I'm nervous, but I should have a month to prepare so I should be okay.

Another week passes and as I'm signing the application with my recruiter I suggest I need to schedule the test as late as possible. She laughed and said she'll see what they can do, and said if they need to pay for detox they would. I told her it might be a hair test and funnily enough later that day she started texting me websites and articles that I had already looked up. Unfortunately the company I am being hired onto does in-house testing so there was no working around the schedule, I had to take it the following Tuesday.

At this point I am freaking out, at this point I had been clean for two weeks. That night (Friday) I do vinegar, two different types of clean&clear, laundry soap, and finally tsal.I went to visit my family that weekend so I couldn't do much treatment, I did a quick clean and clear once or twice but that's it. Monday I'm freaking out so bad I decide to just tell my manager that I may not pass and ask if there is anything he can do to delay it or even the hiring process. He says he'll think about what he can do but isnt sure. After 5:00 I get a text from his personal cell saying I'm going to have to take it. Nearly having panic attacks at this point.

I start reading all over again and read about using hair relaxer. I figure I might as well go for broke and run to the closest Sally's to get some. The look on the lady's face when I told her it was for me, and I was looking for the one with lye, was priceless. I explained the situation and she laughed and said she remembered her son going through the same thing years ago.

I do 3 7-10 minute treatments with it, along with a mac. thrown in as well as rinsing it out with methanol (aka de-icing windshield washer fluid). I wish I hadn't done the mac in between, it really just made my scalp hurt so bad while using the relaxer I couldn't do as long as a treatment as I wanted. Since I also got a hair cut just after quitting (not for the test, just wanted one) I was afraid it was too short, only about 3/4" at the longest, so I shave my entire body with electric clippers.

I wake up and feel my hair, oh fuck, two or three clumps of hair feel like they're melted together and the rest of my hair feels dead. I wash with "xpulsion+" or something like that which i had picked up from the local head shop, then finally use some mane&tail and tea tree to have a hope for my to make it through this. The clumps come apart but look and feel completely different from the rest of my hair.

I really wish I hadn't shaved myself because she used my head hair and didn't even asked about me being shaven - I had good story prepped though since I got eaten up with ticks the week before and even had visible bites. When I saw the packet she put the sample in my heart sank - mother fucking psychemedics. At this point I assume I am screwed. I honestly start looking for jobs while I'm waiting for results. by Friday I looked like a zombie because of the stress. I could hardly sleep and only ate because I knew I had to, no appetite at all.

Finally, the next Monday I get a text from my recruiter asking me to call when I get free time at work. I give her a call and she's like, so we spoke with HR about the results from your drug test anddd.... YOU PASSED! I can't even describe how I felt. After I got off the phone I started hyperventilating a bit. I had sworn off smoking again, because I can't imagine being that stressed out again. Unfortunately I have already smoked some but mostly because I'm dealing with a couple fractured ribs and it was causing some muscle spasms and the ganj is the only thing that helped. Won't ever go back to daily though.


Summary:
Active, small guy. Daily smoked small amounts (2g over 2 months), 1.5 weeks clean, done mac (without aloe-clear or hair mud), used relaxer, passed.

Maybe I would have passed without all that, up to you to decide. I'm just glad I got my direct-hire and $10,000 raise :D.
 
Does this work for cocaine? I did coke like 2 weeks ago and I have to take hair follicle coming up in like a month or so. Trying to figure out if I can pass somehow. Give me answers please. my hair is thick jet black.
 
Hi i just had an interview with mgm casino. I know they do the hair test not sure which one but im sure its probably the same one that you all are talking about and i read a lot of these comments and it sounds promising but i read a couple of reviews/comments who didnt do the hair dying part of the process(well atleast didnt state it in there process) as well as you and i wanted to know just to be sure that i dont have to do that part if i have to then i will but if i can avoid it that would be great because i love my hair. Please let me know asap honestly not sure if im goin to actually get the job but i have a good feeling and chance with my experience that i have under my belt and i want to ve prepared.
 
How i passed hft

First, Thanks to this forum and everyone that shared their personal experiences. Without sites like this one, a person facing a HFT would think they were either completely screwed or that they were going to have to buy some 300 product to even have a chance. I swore after my whole ordeal I would post my experience, good or bad, so that someone may gain something from it. So here I am. Ok, a little background.
I am a 33yo Caucasian Male with Short/Medium Dark Brown Hair 6ft and 235lbs. I do not work out at a gym but stay busy day light to dark with work/kids/around the house activities. I was working with a company for years until they suddenly announced they were closing their doors. Through the years I had been given job opportunities with another company that offered better wages and benefits but never took the offer due to the fact that I would have to take a HFT and I figured if it isn't broke don't fix it. I used various substances couple days out of the week on my days off. I am in no way a "junkie" but I like to let loose at night when I get the chance on off days. On a Friday the company let us know we was unemployed effective immediately. I made a phone call to see if offer still stood and was told yes to come down fill out paper work and get scheduled for the pre employment Drug screens. I had partied the night before so I was hot. They surprised me by telling me that they could get me set up to do the pre employment that afternoon. OH HELL. I knew VERY little about the HFT so immediately get on google and try and get information. MY FUTRE LOOKED BLEEK! I went filled out paper work and they told me to go to QUEST to do the tests so I left and rushed to local head shop where a employee there sold me Folli-Kleen and said it would do the trick. I picked up synthetic urine just in case and went to local five star. I told the employee at the head shop my situation and that I didnt have the recommended clean time of 48 hours and she said she personally used that product and that she uses up to a few hours before the test, and that I would be fine as long as I followed instructions. So In the restroom I go and lather up in the sink. Waited the time and rinsed. I called and gave them a story that I had forgot my id at house and Id be a little late on my appointment. I showed up and sure enough they needed urine sample which I gladly gave them the synthetic. Passed that no problem. They ushered me into room and let the collector get his sample. I had to urge the tech that I didn't want the sample to be taken from armpit like he wanted and eventually he took sample from head. I guess my hair was right at the allowable length. After two days I was told I failed and in a miserable fashion. So I reasoned with the HR that I was not the type of person to do illegal substances and that I passed my Urine Screen. After convincing them that I would pay for the second test out of my pocket to prove that there had been a mistake. My second test was scheduled for the very next morning. Here what I did
ITEMS YOU WILL NEED
Few boxes of hair bleaching product (I could only find SPLAT hair bleach at Walgreens I bought 4)
Baking soda
Tide Liquid Detergtent
Acne Face scrub 2%

I started this process at 5pm in the evening and literally continued to repeat until an hour before my test was scheduled. I WILL WARN ANYONE THAT PLANS ON USING THIS TO BEAT HAIR TEST IT WILL HURT LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!!!
Step 1. Bleach & rinse (Apply to hair and let sit for an hour. I was able to get around 3 bleaches per box personally)
Step 2. Apply Baking soda paste by adding soda and water in bowl. Scrub into hair well. Let sit 30 min
Step 3. WITHOUT rinsing add plenty of acne med. And scrub scrub scrub in. Let Sit 30 min
Step 4. WITHOUT RINSING add Tide to Hair SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB. Let sit for 30 min.
Step 5. RINSE EVERYTHING SCRUB SCRUB. Wash Hair with tide again. RINSE.
I repeated these steps ALL night and on final cycle due to time constraints I cut all times in half.
The final cycle I did all above but I then used leftover Folli-Kleen again waited as long as i could and finally Dyed my Hair back to Dark Brown. The Dye literally brought tears to my eyes from the intense pain it caused by this point. I went to the facility, submitted my sample and two days later got the phone call I PASSED.
NOTE** During this whole night of Hell on the Scalp I used BRAND NEW towels to dry my HAIR. I made sure not to let my hair touch ANYTHING that my head had contacted before. It is a lot harder than you think I promise. I put on NEW shirt and made sure I didn't let hair touch headrest in car on way.
So I hope it can help someone. This did work for me. AGAIN it has to be worth it before you try this method because my scalp hurt to even be outside in sun or let water run across it for a few days. It has been 2 weeks and i have had little "scabs" on scalp that are finally falling off. I have dandruff bad despite using head and shoulders and deep conditioners. Ive noticed the last couple days it has began to get better. One more note - i was in rush to grab everything and grabbed acne scrub with little scrubbing beads. Trust me and save your scalp the experience... get the kind without the beads.
 
Hey i have to know if u pass i dont want to have ro bleach my hair and redye and if i have to i will i hope you get this as your experience was a year ago or so or if anyone else has done it recently without bleaching and redying
 
Did u pass @Jgees1492
Im african American/indian, 5'3, age 26 female and weigh 122lb. Even tho your story was a year or so i need to know if u pass your test im really trying to aviod bleaching and redying my hair and your method seems more simple i know it will still fuck up my hair and burn but i hate dying my hair. I've had bad dying experiences. I have dry skin and barely sweat at all when its hot only on my back. I know there couldnt be some type of based that i can grease my scalp with that will help while its burning. I asume that would defeat the purpose since the grease would be blocking the passage way for the method in opening up my pores.i dont really know im just asuming that it wouldnt work for that reason. It just would be nice to have something to protect my scalp, but if anyone else have done it recently that did not do the bleach and redye part let me know asap.

Sorry for all the other post. I think i just figured out how to reply to someone elses message so everyone else can see who im referencing to, while all other feed back will be helpful too as this post was a while ago that i hope im referencing correctly. But if it does not work this is my last post about my situation until someone reply : )
 
Hello everyone, need help!
I am 6'2 light brown hair 195 pounds. Exercise daily.
Usage: smoked a small blunt and took E exactly 65 days ago. Before that smoked weed maybe 2x a month the months prior.
I just had an interview and am pretty sure I got the job, pending a psyche medics drug test about a week away (72 days clean) I would say. My question is should I be worried? I don't really want to fry my hair with the different methods listed but I'm willing to take zydot if suggested. I have gotten I believe 3 haircuts since last use and my hair is about 1.5 inches on top now. Any reply or help is appreciated!! I'm tripping out!
 
Removing vs masking right?

I want to make sure I'm understanding correctly. I don't know if I'll be tested this wk or next so I want to make sure if I start the process now , I can be more confident for any date they choose since its removing those toxins , not covering them up right? I rarely smoke and it's been a month or so since the last time. Thanks for the help :)
 
Got hit with a random hair test today. Took hair from armpit. I am workout 5-6 times a week. Haven't smoked for maybe a year expect for Labor Day weekend. I smoked 4-5 small bowls with someone.
Am I going to be jobless?
 
5' 9" 155 lbs 26 y.o. White male. Workout 3 days a week, eat relatively healthy. Smoked about a gram a day for literally years and probably averaged 10-15 mg adderall daily (no script). Quit everything cold turkey, cut my hair the day I quit and had a 1.5" follicle test from my scalp exactly 45 days later. Didn't do shit to prep for it. PASSED. No idea what my levels were, just know I passed. So the whole detect back 3 months thing at 0.5" hair growth per month is not true in my experience. There is hope
 
Hello all, I am curious as to my odds on testing positive on my hair follicle test from Psyche. It says "Forensic Hair Test" on the form. Not sure if this is a different kind of test than a regular follicle test.

So here's my question: I'm a very light user, smoked one or two hits of high grade each day over the course of three days from September 9th through 11th, then the next weekend smoked one hit each day, this was one week apart. I was supposed to have a hair test today but they collector said my hair wasn't long enough (1/4in). I had shaved all of my hair off my body yesterday so they could only test my head hair. I performed 3 macujo methods and 2 bleach and redyed topped off with 2 zydot treatments. If I quit using on the weekend of the 16th, giving me almost a month clean, will the hair that grows back on my beard and body be clean? Also I should note my body hair and beard grow at least twice as fast as my head hair, think 1inch per month. My next test is scheduled for the 9th of November. Should I be in the clear?
 
This forum definitely inspired me to try and beat the Psychemedics test. Although I failed miserably I at least tried to beat it. I got an internship offer on Wednesday of last week. The offer was contingent on me passing both background and drug screenings. I was convinced it was going to be a piss test, but no such luck, they decided to go for my head hair. After an initial panic I decided to try to beat this thing and get the damn job.

I am 28, white guy, redhead, average built, 172lbs, 5’8” Been smoking heavily for over a year. I also sometimes make cookies, chocolates, and green dragon out of it, so the chances of me passing were very slim to begin with. I mostly vape with a volcano vaporizer, so the THC doses I get are fairly decent. I was not expecting to get this job, and interviewed just to practice. I vaped the day before I got the call.

I had only 48 hours to get the test done, so I went online, read about the various methods to do it, and went for Macujo method, minus the bleaching part, because the website I got this from initially didn’t even mention anything about bleaching hair before doing all the other stuff. My hair is fairly short, but I was also worried about them going for my body hair, so I bought everything for macujo method online and several bottles of nair with overnight shipping. I also got some cheap shampoo to do that same day from a local headshop (High Voltage I think). The next day I used white vinegar and T-Sal (30 mins), Aloe Rid Nexxus Shampoo Old formula, and Tide. All of it 4(!) times in 1 day and got rid of all my body hair which took about 3 freakin hours! I burned the hell out of my scalp, and some sensitive areas of my body. The next day I had until 5pm to take the test, so I squeezed another 3 applications of Macujo, and finished off with Zydot’s shampoo, cleanser and conditioner. Then went in and took the test.

Unfortunately, this was not the end of the story. The lab somehow messed up and lost the sample completely. I did not do any weed over the weekend, expecting something stupid like that to happen (just my luck I guess), so on Monday they called me to ask if I can give another sample. My scalp was peeling horribly, the chemicals ate through the skin and wounds cruded with nasty looking puss. It actually did not stop me, and on Mon and Tue I did the Macujo method 7(!) more times, and finished with Zydot kit again. The hair looked pathetic, the scalp was completely red and burned to hell. All around my head and behind my ears I had some nasty looking wounds, and it all hurt like hell. On Tue I actually got a slight fever lol. Did the test again. No one even asked what the hell happened to my head at the collection facility.

They shipped the sample to the lab overnight and I was expecting the result within the next two or so days. No such luck! The employer called me on Fri saying that they apologize again, but the lab did not report anything. They tried calling the lab, but they said that no result yet, but the sample was sent for additional testing. I had no idea what the hell it meant so I tried googling it, but no one had this issue before apparently. The HR lady was saying they probably are being extra cautious this time not to mess up the sample again. So I had to wait another weekend for the test result. On Sat the HR lady called and said I tested positive and said the lab will call me on Mon.

Next time I would try and bleach hair and use hair relaxer, but for now I am going to be a quitter and switch to shroomies )
 
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