Pipe & Bong Names

i call my bong "the surgeon general"
and i have a lil pipe called "playboy"

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My first bong ever was called "The Trooper". I bought it at a local porn+paraph shop on a discount shelf for $25. For the first year I owned it I was in love with it, because I knocked it over so violently so many times and somehow it never broke. In the second year of having it I even intentionally tried to kick it over as hard as I could to show my friend I could actually break it, and it managed to go undamaged. Another friend finally ended up breaking it into about 10 million pieces a few months back because he dropped it from standing height onto his concrete garage floor. :roorrip:
 
I have little 1 foot bong with a turtle in the glass and the bowl is a turtle, so I called it "Crush" because of Crush from Finding Nemo. He is totally high the whole movie.
 
I just got a big green arcylic piece because my class one is still at my aunts but my big long green piece is called the green goblin and whenever friends are over when they cant take the hit and start coughing they r now choking on the green goblins dick hahahaha
 
I had a 6" glass soon called The Masterpiece. It was crazy worked with frits, snakes, switchbacks, and a green/blue electric eel running up the top.Also had a green 2 foot glass bong we all called Shenron because we would blaze and watch DragonballZ for hours. Ah, the good ol' days....
 
The day i got my first (and currently only pipe), me and a buddy also picked up some great weed. The dealers name was jay, however, when high, i called him jake, and due to the strength of the weed, we found this to be hilarious, so we called the pipe jake...

Its either that or shroomy. Mainly because its in the shape of a mushroom.
 
im having troubles naming my pipe... it has a purple head and the shaft twists. any ideas????
my bong is called THE FUTURE beacasue it looks super trippy and is metallic.
 
im having troubles naming my pipe... it has a purple head and the shaft twists. any ideas????
my bong is called THE FUTURE beacasue it looks super trippy and is metallic.

Let names come from experiences. Naming something for the sake of naming doesn't really hold much value (well not for me atleast). Use it a couple of times, and chances are, if you are indulging in the wakky tobaccy, you'll come up with something. :grinjoint:
 
my 2footer is named Jack the Ripper, 3 bowls one is a nice black double blown called the Black Dahlia, the other is a tremendous piece that resembles Starry Night, and my tiniest one is called Forest Hittaker (Forest Whittaker), and a mini bong that has really nice green coloring. so i call it the Green Lantern.
 
Pipes: Big Daddy (RIP hehe), Binky, Twirlz, Flubber, Fishie, and the next one's going to be Charles in Charge
Bong: Bongers. Haha. "Bongo" for short.
 
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