What Not To Do If You're Growing Marijuana - a Must Read
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daicacharco
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Oh wow, what an idiot....
cnd420
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lmao WOW
CoAmendment64
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yielding half a pound per plant? wow must be nice
Witpickles
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What about 55 lbs costing $44,000...$800 ea. doesn't seem like a real figure.
HI everyone...i love the "stupid stories", so here is one that i remember from the early eighties....friend of my brothers who i have known a long time also once called the cops...and i said called the cops! To report a theft. Sounds right doesn't it? Except the theft was......"someone just stole an OZ of my stuff....". goes to show that you really can't fix stupid. 
FrankFoster
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1. Grow weed your entire marriage and then piss her off during your divorce.
2. While in a divorce, grow weed.
3. Treat baby's momma like shit, then when you are having your timeshare, at the place you grow....
4. Get into a court proceeding for custody and come to mediation high.
5. Let your girlfriend know you grow, and include this new girlfriend in your business before you determine what type of crazy she is.
6. Come home to your place, notice a smell, and then do nothing about it.
7. Let a light leak, that can be seen from outside, go without at least grabbing a sheet and covering a window.
8. Run more than 8 hPS 1000W lights on your Electric companies meter and then fail to pay them in full.
9. Invite your friend into your grow, so that everybody will know our business.
10. Use your credit card at a grow shop.
11. Allow someone with a criminal record to live the place you grow. or in the car with you with weight.
12. Allow someone with a criminal record into your business, on some other person's recommendation.
13. Allow script holder with felonies into your co-op or group.
14. Allow trimmers with felony records to help with the workload.
15. Grow pounds and then trim them in the same location.
16. Get a trail camera that records your presence every day and then allow the cops to get that evidence also when you get busted.
17. Speak openly with others about your business.
18. Just tell one person, because you can shut up.
19. Get into a dispute with your neighbor, while you have an ongoing grow concern on your adjacent property.
20. Deal with strangers.
21. Allow friends of friends.
22. Use your email and cell phone like you are not being spied on (YOU ARE, WE ALL ARE)
23. Start growing without proper electrical. (especially on 1000W HPS)
This is the minimal short list.
2. While in a divorce, grow weed.
3. Treat baby's momma like shit, then when you are having your timeshare, at the place you grow....
4. Get into a court proceeding for custody and come to mediation high.
5. Let your girlfriend know you grow, and include this new girlfriend in your business before you determine what type of crazy she is.
6. Come home to your place, notice a smell, and then do nothing about it.
7. Let a light leak, that can be seen from outside, go without at least grabbing a sheet and covering a window.
8. Run more than 8 hPS 1000W lights on your Electric companies meter and then fail to pay them in full.
9. Invite your friend into your grow, so that everybody will know our business.
10. Use your credit card at a grow shop.
11. Allow someone with a criminal record to live the place you grow. or in the car with you with weight.
12. Allow someone with a criminal record into your business, on some other person's recommendation.
13. Allow script holder with felonies into your co-op or group.
14. Allow trimmers with felony records to help with the workload.
15. Grow pounds and then trim them in the same location.
16. Get a trail camera that records your presence every day and then allow the cops to get that evidence also when you get busted.
17. Speak openly with others about your business.
18. Just tell one person, because you can shut up.
19. Get into a dispute with your neighbor, while you have an ongoing grow concern on your adjacent property.
20. Deal with strangers.
21. Allow friends of friends.
22. Use your email and cell phone like you are not being spied on (YOU ARE, WE ALL ARE)
23. Start growing without proper electrical. (especially on 1000W HPS)
This is the minimal short list.
brotherbuddz
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Don't forget reason 24. Let your girlfriend know you grow, get invovled with another girl and also let her know you grow
canadarolls
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Anyone ever forget to shut the water off?
I saw this in the local paper. I hope it wasn't anyone on here. Keep in mind this is downtown Chicago.
?Police arrested Brian Mayhall of the 5700 block of North Winthrop Avenue after an investigation uncovered at least 49 marijuana plants growing inside his apartment. The plants were estimated to have a street value of more than $350,000, said police.
About 4 p.m. Sunday, officers arrived at Mayhall's apartment and noticed a strong smell of marijuana. When Mayhall opened his door, they saw several plants, said police
?Police arrested Brian Mayhall of the 5700 block of North Winthrop Avenue after an investigation uncovered at least 49 marijuana plants growing inside his apartment. The plants were estimated to have a street value of more than $350,000, said police.
About 4 p.m. Sunday, officers arrived at Mayhall's apartment and noticed a strong smell of marijuana. When Mayhall opened his door, they saw several plants, said police
brotherbuddz
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If it is someone from here they obviously didn't listen to the bit about odour containment
brotherbuddz
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Genius ..... I guess Darwin's theory on natural selection was spot on! lol
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