Herbies May Competition - Win Free Seeds

[Mtn Dew]

Why is the great service of Herbie's like a sore pecker? Because you just can't Beat it.


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[Mtn Dew]

An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

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[Mtn Dew]

''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''

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[Herbies Seeds]

Competition is now closed. Winner to be announced shortly, good luck!

 

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Ok... proper joke this time:

A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day, the wife asked her husband, "Honey, one of the bathroom pipes is leaking. Could you fix it?"

The husband looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like -- Mr. Plumber?"

A few days went by, and his wife asked for a favor. "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"

"What do I look like -- Mr. Autoshop?"

A couple weeks later, the wife found a leak in the roof. "Honey, there's a leak on the roof. Can you please fix it?"

"What do I look like -- Tim "The Toolman" Taylor?" He sat down with a beer and watched a game on TV.

One rainy weekend, the husband realized the leak on the roof was gone. He went to the bathroom and found that the pipe behind the sink wasn't leaking anymore either.

When his wife returned home, the husband asked, "Honey, how come there aren't any more leaks and the car's running?"

She replied nonchalantly, "Oh, the other day I ran into one of our new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything.

"Wow, did he charge us anything?"

"No, he said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had sex with him."

"Cool. What kind of cake did you make?"

"Cake? What the hell do I look like -- Betty F#$king Crocker?"

Well done SAMtheAPMan, you are our winner. Please email advertising@herbies-seeds.com to claim your prize!

Thank you to everyone who entered, there were some really good ones in there!

 

[Colesdad]

Congrats Sam!

 

[SAMtheAPman]

Wow! Cool. Looking forward to those seeds

But I did think it was my light bulb joke that was going to win it....