Social etiquette for Cannabis users

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Smokin Moose said:
^I am afraid I have been guilty of that one. But you should see my mate Matty pull a bong. He has to take his teeth out so he gets a good seal, and it can be like Niagara Falls. Now you see why he gets his own bong.
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Oh, the joys of smokin' at Moose's!:rofl: Years ago I pastored an all black congregation and did we like to sing and dance. One Sunday morning this lady was doing the Holy Ghost stomp when her teeth flew across the room. Apparently she didn't have a good seal! It didn't slow her down, but I almost fell down laughing.
 
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Never show up to a smoke out with intentions of getting a free buzz. Always ask if the company you bring are welcome.{I make people leave for breaking either of these.:smokin:
 
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first of all, that is one of the best etiquette lists for smoking i have seen, awsome job moose! second, Drying of one's lips is SUPER important, as is lighting of the bud. I smoked with a guy, and he fired the whole damn thing AND drooled all over the Freakin pipe!! it was such Bull S**t. If i recall right, i don't think i could find the pipe thru that sea of drool. DAMN AMATEURS!!!
 
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the one who rolls the joint or blunt lights it and takes the first hit(s), regardless of whose weed it is.
 
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addendum to previous rule:
whoever provides the weed determines who rolls the blunt/joint. nothing is worse than someone jumping in to roll your grass into some shitty spliff when you could have done a far superior job.
 
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Thats so true I need to give everyone i smoke with a copy of this .. ha ha we all have friends that break these rules but never can find a nice way to tell them lol Ya im so going to print this hit lol. Oh and puff puff pass people even if its your own weed! and if u bring a joint to someones house leave the roach ..
 
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Question: When giving a high quality grinder as a present, should you put a little herb inside?
When a wallet or purse is given, it's considered good luck to put some money inside, but money is still legal.
 
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chancedebris said:
Question: When giving a high quality grinder as a present, should you put a little herb inside?
When a wallet or purse is given, it's considered good luck to put some money inside, but money is still legal.
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I think it would depend on the person. If you are giving them a grinder, they must be a toker. I would also consider whether or not the receiver of the gift has herb. If not, most definitely put a little herb inside! What a wonderful gift when things are dry.
 
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This one is a given,but its happened too many times to my buds not to mention.There has been three ocasions where I would take out a prize nugget to show the heads I'm smoking with the quality of the weed,only to have one stupid asshole pinch the hell out of the nug loosing tons of kief and smell it.People if its not your friggin pot don't feel free to fuck up someone elses prize nug.Now this has happened three times,you'd think people would know enough than to do that.
 
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a few more for ya moose:)

always use fresh bong water
never pass a running joint.. fix it before you pass it
always clean your screens
always use a tray ( left over weed/ kief on my table is a waste)
never rip the top of others papers to use for a filter
never skip someone in the room
never cut out
NEVER ask someone if they want to match ( I will always smoke my weed with someone.. asking me if i want to match a doobie is insulting... like you wont smoke yours unless i have one too)
NEver put roaches in the ashtray!! they just dont go there.. I hate having to have to look through my butts before I dump (also what the tray is for)
"rollers rights" roller lights the doobie ( unless house rules have changed it) in my house we change the rule frequently just for fun:)
and finally....
PUFF PUFF PASS :passitleft:
 
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Here We Go. I should make a calander :)

ALWAYS:
1.) When lighting a fresh pipe, only light a corner of the bud and save some fresh taste for the next person. After the 4 corners are lit, flip the bud over and you will have fresh green bud underneath.
2.) Dry your lips before taking a puff.
3.) Clean your bud thoroughly, for the pleasure and taste.
4.) Always clear the chamber/s of the water pipe.
5.) Pass the water pipe if you begin to violently cough. (helps prevent spillage).
6.) Clean your accessories. There is no taste on earth that compares to the vulgarity of black stale bong water.
7.) Share the herb, because karma is a bitch.
8.) Tell your fellow brother or sister that you love them by pointing out that they have resin on their lips or teeth.
9.) Roll with one paper.
10.) De-seed and de-stem your pot.
11.) Save roaches.
12.) Light corners of the bud when sharing.
13.) Thank the provider of the herb for allowing you to commune with him/her.
14.) When smoking quality weed, use matches. Never use butane. Let it flare, then light the bowl.
15.) If a friend smokes you up one time, return the favor the next time around.
16.) Offer the green hit to you’re guest.
17.) Always ask if the company you bring is welcome
18.) The one who rolls the joint or blunt lights it and takes the first hit(s), regardless of whose weed it is.
19.) Let whoever provides the weed determines who rolls the blunt/joint.
20.) Puff, Puff, Pass
21.) Handle buds with care. Use the small stem to handle them.
22.) Use fresh bong water
23.) Clean your screens
24.) Use a tray (left over weed/kief on my table is a waste)



NEVER:
1.) Hand a person a kicked pipe.
2.) Pass your lighter with the pipe. Too many lighters never get back to the owner.
3.) Pussy-out before the pipe is cashed. Finish smoking the shitty tasting pipe like everyone else. Also, it really sucks when it comes time to smoke another pipe because you either waste the half spent pipe or have to smoke it before you can enjoy a freshy.
4.) Toke and run unless it is known. It leaves everyone with the feeling of being used. Smoking is something that is better enjoyed with the company of loved ones and new friends, so sit back and relax.
5.) Lick the whole joint for a "slow burn."
6.) Hogging the reefer to yourself is often known as "Bogarting," punishable by death.
7.) Never roll your weed with "lumber" (sticks/stems).
8.) Never roll a "popcorn joint" (marijuana cigarettes with seeds).
9.) Criticize another's weed after smoking it.
10.) Spill the Bong water.
11.) Never talk while holding the joint.
12.) Scrape your friend's pipes.
13.) Don't skim others bags.
14.) Don't hand someone a clogged bong.
15.) Never narc.
16.) Put roaches in the ashtray-use a tray
17.) Drool all over the Bong, pipe, or joint
18.) Let people you do NOT intend to smoke with know you have pot.
19.) Show up to a smoke out with intentions of getting a free buzz.
20.) Pass a running joint.. fix it before you pass it.
21.) Rip the top of others papers to use for a filter.
22.) Skip someone in the room.
23.) Try to coerce someone into smoking.


I added that last one there....
 
Re: Social etiquette for Cannabis smokers

:thedoubletake:How about "If you or sombody else drops the smoking device and breaks it, they are responsable for finding a new one with a full bowl and a reserve bowl.:cheesygrinsmiley:
 

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