Im a 26 year old Australian male who loved to have a good smoke when i was younger then after years off smokeing every day I realized i didnt enjoy it anymore I just did it because well thats what i did, from that day forth i put down the pipe and didnt touch it again.
I have a problem with my legs called restless leg sindrome and as a kid i thought i was going nuts, needing to move my legs, funny feeling going through them keeping me awake for days on end.
I never told anybody for feer i was baked in the head a whacko , weirdo, mental case well you get the point im sure, anyway after a year off this i couldnt take it anymore so i hit the docs as fast as my crazy legs would take me and to my reliefe i wasnt crazy. (Dont tell anyone but i was hopeing i was so i would get the real good stuff.) but I didnt i just got second best 10 millagram vallium to help me sleep and relax my legs, this worked great and i didnt have a problem for years to come.
After a few years went by i decided being the adventurouse type i would head abroad so i packed my tooth brush , clean underpants and a condom and hit the airport bound for the great land off the free (lmao dont be fooled aint shit free here) America what a place for a young Australian who loves the girls.
after 3 months my visa ran out and i got another for a few years and stayed, then like all young idiots i thought i fell in love and shacked up fith my new girl.
All was just fine and dandy except for the fact that she liked heaps off blankets on the bed which made it bloody hot and befor you know it my legs start going again and she would sleep like a baby as she strangled me pinning me to the spot, my legs going crazy and my head to.
But all was good because i was in the land off the free (lol) so i trundle off to the doctors to get some valium and I get there the front office lady is giving me the come out back and give it to me eyes why i fill out the paper work then i give her the papper work as she hits me with whats your insurance company, LOL i say do you think im going to die back there? she replies no so we can bill them for the visit, being the hard worker i was i said ill pay cash me love (keep in mind im not from the land of the free so i have payed as much as $45 australian to see a doc befor and $3.60 for a prescription so she couldnt scare me) then whak she hits me with the $260 bill that i have to pay befor i see the doc or no see see today, hmmmmm i told ya she wanted to fuck me but like that man i was pissed but needed some sleep so i payed it then i see the doc and he says 10 millagram valeys are to strong have this, IBEFUCKMEPROFIN of some sought i scream give me my money back i could have prescribed an over the counter drug for myself ya queer, at this point you could tell he didnt like ausies anymore but he kept his cool and said thats a form off IBEFUCKMEPROFFIN that you need a prescription for, well do i feel good about being rapped twise in his office now NO but what can ya do after they threaten to call the cops, you can take ya prescription put a bandaid on ya ass and limp out off there.
so i head to the chemist to get my IBEFUCKMEPROFIN and i give the nice lady with the i want you eyes behind the counter my prescription and she says insurance please which i reply fuck me 3 times in one day all i wanted was some valeys for my legs instead i get rapped so bad my legs are the least off my problems, so anyway i tell her no insurance and she says you can get the non generick brand cheaper (thank god someone cares) they will be ready in 10 minutes so i go have a look around the shop for ten get back and she says that will be $38 thank you (GRRRRRRRRRRR) as the smoke belows from my ears but hey what the I may as well now, so i pay and go home.
1 month later my prescription is empty ( ohh ohh) we are not going back to the doctors no no no so i say to my girl do you know anybody that smokes a little weed
she did and i got me some (best sleep id had in years ) It got me to thinking I didnt have the leg problem till i quit the ganja and havnt had it since i took it back up. The moral to the story is when your stoned dont make any rash decisions like i dont like pot anymore, you just never know what it will cost you to quit.
Anyway 8 years later im still with her and we have 2 kids and i still cant stand her but hey she got me some pot so it wouldnt be fair to leave her wright.
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS so keep on token if ya a winner like me.
I have a problem with my legs called restless leg sindrome and as a kid i thought i was going nuts, needing to move my legs, funny feeling going through them keeping me awake for days on end.
I never told anybody for feer i was baked in the head a whacko , weirdo, mental case well you get the point im sure, anyway after a year off this i couldnt take it anymore so i hit the docs as fast as my crazy legs would take me and to my reliefe i wasnt crazy. (Dont tell anyone but i was hopeing i was so i would get the real good stuff.) but I didnt i just got second best 10 millagram vallium to help me sleep and relax my legs, this worked great and i didnt have a problem for years to come.
After a few years went by i decided being the adventurouse type i would head abroad so i packed my tooth brush , clean underpants and a condom and hit the airport bound for the great land off the free (lmao dont be fooled aint shit free here) America what a place for a young Australian who loves the girls.
after 3 months my visa ran out and i got another for a few years and stayed, then like all young idiots i thought i fell in love and shacked up fith my new girl.
All was just fine and dandy except for the fact that she liked heaps off blankets on the bed which made it bloody hot and befor you know it my legs start going again and she would sleep like a baby as she strangled me pinning me to the spot, my legs going crazy and my head to.
But all was good because i was in the land off the free (lol) so i trundle off to the doctors to get some valium and I get there the front office lady is giving me the come out back and give it to me eyes why i fill out the paper work then i give her the papper work as she hits me with whats your insurance company, LOL i say do you think im going to die back there? she replies no so we can bill them for the visit, being the hard worker i was i said ill pay cash me love (keep in mind im not from the land of the free so i have payed as much as $45 australian to see a doc befor and $3.60 for a prescription so she couldnt scare me) then whak she hits me with the $260 bill that i have to pay befor i see the doc or no see see today, hmmmmm i told ya she wanted to fuck me but like that man i was pissed but needed some sleep so i payed it then i see the doc and he says 10 millagram valeys are to strong have this, IBEFUCKMEPROFIN of some sought i scream give me my money back i could have prescribed an over the counter drug for myself ya queer, at this point you could tell he didnt like ausies anymore but he kept his cool and said thats a form off IBEFUCKMEPROFFIN that you need a prescription for, well do i feel good about being rapped twise in his office now NO but what can ya do after they threaten to call the cops, you can take ya prescription put a bandaid on ya ass and limp out off there.
so i head to the chemist to get my IBEFUCKMEPROFIN and i give the nice lady with the i want you eyes behind the counter my prescription and she says insurance please which i reply fuck me 3 times in one day all i wanted was some valeys for my legs instead i get rapped so bad my legs are the least off my problems, so anyway i tell her no insurance and she says you can get the non generick brand cheaper (thank god someone cares) they will be ready in 10 minutes so i go have a look around the shop for ten get back and she says that will be $38 thank you (GRRRRRRRRRRR) as the smoke belows from my ears but hey what the I may as well now, so i pay and go home.
1 month later my prescription is empty ( ohh ohh) we are not going back to the doctors no no no so i say to my girl do you know anybody that smokes a little weed
she did and i got me some (best sleep id had in years ) It got me to thinking I didnt have the leg problem till i quit the ganja and havnt had it since i took it back up. The moral to the story is when your stoned dont make any rash decisions like i dont like pot anymore, you just never know what it will cost you to quit.Anyway 8 years later im still with her and we have 2 kids and i still cant stand her but hey she got me some pot so it wouldnt be fair to leave her wright.
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS so keep on token if ya a winner like me.
