What are the chances?

[Numbur129]

Dude, I got off work today, and started rowling a doobie. I was about to finish rowling the spliff and went to go lick it down when.... SLICE!!!... i got a F'n PAPER CUT ON MY TONGUE. And I ask you...


WHAT ARE THE CHANCES!!!???

 

[PitViper]

war wound

 

[ghostgardener]

If you roll enough it's bound to happen.

 

[Weedpipe]

hmm, factoring in ive rolled many a joint and have never done that, i have calculated the chances at - 1 in 420,000 ...

 

[ghostgardener]

Never happened to me either and I have rolled a couple in my days.

 

[ItsChrome]

oh good god man.. reading that sent chills down my spine.. nasty..

I'd hate to say your on your own with this one, but i have rolled mountains of joints in my life and never got a paper cut. I didn't even think rolling paper has the strength to cut you. You were using a rolling paper right and not some note book paper right? haha i kid, but yeah sorry to hear that.

 

[crazy horse]

it could be worse!, you could have chopped it off lol, cant type very well here cos im laughing so much!

 

[Bonethugs420]

I like my joints and I roll 98% of the times I smoke.. and I always think about my chances of doing that and it never happens..

 

[tommysmokes]

You only get paper cuts when you are "rowling" a doobie.