Seeking A Sympathetic Guru! I'm 4 Years As A Medical User & New Grower

[warezaholic]

Thanks again pennywise, I did some of that about 10 days ago (cutting away the ones incapable of flowering in time with the rest) and was gonna ask about clearing out a few more lower branches but the few remaining scrawny branches at the bottom look like they're trying to flower.

 

[warezaholic]

Thanks Cape, I am pleased you understood my joke, either you're a porn fan from my time and/or over 60 like me (I guess that makes me both).

 

[warezaholic]

ROFLOL

 

[Pennywise]

I usually take the small branches from the bottom. It seems to build bigger buds up top. Personal choice though.

 

[warezaholic]

Will do! Bigger IS better!!!

This was as painful to me as the plant! Especially for an old, broke, weed hungry man like me.

These were the only two that don't reach above the bulge in the middle of the bush.

 

[Pennywise]

Yep clean them out, more bud less larf

 

[warezaholic]

Larf? Back to the 420 dictionary ⁉

Since winter faded, spring has beed the coolest and wettest in recent years. I have 2 coco coir seedlings waiting for the warmth of summer. I hope it's sooner rather than later.

Yours Truly, Born in Miami!!! Stranded in Michigan!!!

 

[warezaholic]

OK ; LARF! immature herb.

Got it.

That's one I'll be quick to remember...

 

[Pennywise]

Yea it's usually small and fluffy buds down low.

 

[warezaholic]

The only bud I've ever laid eyes on used to come in baggies and sometimes still do...

So, hence "fluffy" is weak! Noted! Nugs are supposed to be firm!

Im looking for a bigger hat because my head needs to expand to pack in all this nuggetivity...

Brings earning an internet degree into perspective.

Enter (a picture of a Huge Bud wearing a cap and gown)

 

[Pennywise]

Lol you'll catch on quickly, your next grow should be a breeze.

 

[warezaholic]

I wish that was a bigger comfort to me but I live under the dank, shadow of my lifelong mistress "BAD Charma" and my lifelong buddy "Murphy"... so I'm a hardcore, punch-drunk old man. Funniest part was when my name was misspelled on my birth record so Good Charma could never even find me⁉

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Life itself is a crapshoot for everybody but mine are loaded in favor of the house!

Serious, but still, Fucking Hilarious. My name being different from my dad and brothers, MAKES ME SMILE (even if just a little)!

 

[warezaholic]

If I had known sixty FIVE years ago I could have chosen a different Stork!!

 

[warezaholic]

This KaRappy Michigan weather has dark stormy skies that makes it seem like evening (and pipe time). Smoking this early in the day isn't normal for me but, I can't fight mother nature

 

[Pennywise]

Don't fight it just roll with it!

 

[warezaholic]

Since I have a history of addiction (70's drug use) and a huge fear of jail, I got into the habit of staying sober if there's any chance I might have to get behind the wheel!!!

Maybe I need to find a "life exposed" forum more appropriate for MY life story!

"Memoirs Of The Forsaken". Hmmm!


Okay Snoopy; time to focus on that pipe (do my "Happy Dance")...

 

[warezaholic]

Anyone know a good ghost writer?

 

[Pennywise]

I had 4 dui before I got sober!

 

[warezaholic]

I've only started smoking again regularly 3+ years ago.

I can count the times I've been drunk on alchohol on one hand! I would need to be a psychedelic poster with 2 dozen hands to make the same true of trippy drugs in the 70's. Happy "Trails"!!!

 

[Pennywise]

I did my fair share in the 70’s