You might be a pothead if.

[bongomatic]

okay jsut from my experience...

If you draw potleafs and shrooms on your bedroom walls
If you tell your parents you need money to pay a ticket so you can buy pot
If you stick something in your pipe more than you do your mouth or a woman
If you You break your glass pipe and use electral tape to fix it
If you name your bong the MAN BONG !
If you refer to Marijuana as a girl named Mary Jane
If you say Mary Jane while having sex with your girlfriend !

 

[merickson]

You might be a pothead if "dark" doesn't go with "dank".

if a bowl isn't for Rice Krispies.
if chronic is infrequent.
if hearing a clock tower makes you smile. (BONGGG...BONGGG...BONGGG...)
if your joints never ache.
if you know the date of the fourth Monday in next April.
if you know when Marge Simpson was born.
if you have only one set of PJ's; red, green and yellow.
if you think Haile Selassie is Jamacian.

 

[moslow]

The cuffs of your pants and socks and shoes are covered with leaf tips.

 

[Herb Fellow]

https://www.420magazine.com/gallery/data/500/joints1.jpg
As Alf grew older, he began to have trouble with his joints . . . you think he just might be a pothead?

 

[moslow]

If you just got the patent on assortment of skunkbud air fresheners for your car and your wife wears them as earrings at christmas....
You send a case of them to your local police for their vehicles.

 

[PFlynn]

If you keep forgetting what you already posted here,so you dont post anything so you dont look stupid.

 

[Roland A. Duby]

Uh I can't remember......


LMAORAJ

(Laughing My Ass Off Rolling A Joint)




marijuanaman.com

 

[Damagoman]

You click News Posts 3 times before you wonder why the page hasn't changed from New Posts

 

[weezypleazy]

You might be a pothead if you skip class to toke and toke and toke and toke.

 

[little_blazer]

if you're sitting here sober, drooling on the screen cause you can't smoke.

 

[Damagoman]

Sorry to hear That,
gota' follow the StraightPath sometimes
It'll get better for y'all

Oh and
if you done any of these 130+ posts (smrk)

 

[PFlynn]

Tis a season for everything under the sun,A season to have,and a season to not have,things will come around when its meant to.

 

[weedyMcBong]

if you keep clicking the down arrow in hopes of finding page 11

 

[Boss]

If you are smoking some hash right now and it's Fucking you up!...

 

[PFlynn]

Hows it tokeing WEEEDY Mc BONG

 

[weedyMcBong]

its not tokeing right now man. i HAVE zero cash and no stash.

 

[dotar]

wheres the next page?

 

[Boss]

It was there just a minute ago, I SWEAR!

 

[hapytimeharry]

Whenever I am not high, and I start thinking about weed, I unconsciously begin singing, Mary Jane, by Rick James. I suddenly realize that I am singing the song, and it reminds me that it's time to burn. hehehe
This is a true story.

Awww, do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya love me Mar-ree Jane?!

 

[Trichome]

if your freaking out cuz youre lookin all over for a lighter && then u realize youve been holding it the whole damn time!! (did that just the other day)

That happens all the time to me lol