You might be a pothead if.

[NaturalProgression]

Re: You might be a pothead if...

you shake out your keyboard and get a bowls worth of pot or more..

hahaha I was gonna say, when you can harvest your keyboard.

 

[Darth Skunk]

A pothead you are if a redneck you may be...Yoda.

 

[Mudder]

Aaaaaaa... what was the question?

 

[pvphoenix]

.....If you dig up this thread.

Also you might be a pothead if you eat a burger and then you realize it had onions on it. And you don't like onions. But now you do.

 

[Harry Red]

...If every place you look seems like a great place stash your weed.

...If you refuse to remove the blunt from your lips while flashing your MMJ ID and telling the cop to kiss your azz.



Harry

 

[Jim Finnel]

you make a very long news post with lots of editing to do so that it fits the guidelines. a better than average story that you've enjoyed reading. and instead of hitting submit you close the window.

 

[Dr. 215]

^^^ hahaha you would..

 

[Ms.Fox]

you make a very long news post with lots of editing to do so that it fits the guidelines. a better than average story that you've enjoyed reading. and instead of hitting submit you close the window.

LMAO! I do that all the time! I write something to post, and then I feel dumb, and then I just say forget it. LOL! I thought I was the only one. ;-) I'm gonna click submit on this one. ;-)

 

[timireferseed]

LMAO! I do that all the time! I write something to post, and then I feel dumb, and then I just say forget it. LOL! I thought I was the only one. ;-) I'm gonna click submit on this one. ;-)

you might be a pot head if you cant remember what you were gonna post.You might be a pothead if ya kant remember what your gonna post

 

[lazybones]

you might be a pothead if you only know weight in grams and ounces.

 

[Bee23]

Haven't missed a day of smoking for 14 years?

 

[sonik]

you must be a pot head if you start selling your family dvd movies for 2$ each and other random crap at the pawn shop just so you can buy a tinny 4 the night.........

 

[Damagoman]

You know this song

"Wildwood Weed"

(As recorded by Jim Stafford)
JIM STAFFORD
DON BOWMAN

Wildwood flower grew wild on the farm
And we never knowed what it was called
Some said it was a flower and some said it was a weed
I didn't give it much thought
One day I was out there talkin' to my brother
And I reached down for a weed to chew on
Things got fuzzy and things got blurry
And then ev'rything was gone
Didn't know what happened but I knew it beat the hell
Out of sniffing burlap

I come to and my brother was there and he said,
"What's wrong with your eyes?"
I said "I don't know, I was chewin' on the weed"
He said, "Let me give it a try"
We spent the rest of that day and most of that night tryin'
To find my brother Bill
Caught up with him about six o'clock the next mornin'
Naked, singing on the windmill
He said he flew up there
I had to fly up and get him down
He was about half crazy

The very next day we picked a bunch of them weeds
And put 'em in the sun to dry
Then we mashed 'em up and we cleaned 'em off
Put 'em in the corn cob pot
Smokin' them wildwood flowers got to be a habit
We never seen no harm
We thought it was kind-a handy
Take a trip and never leave the farm
Big 'ole puff of that wildwood weed next thing you know
You're just wand'ring 'round behind the little animals

All good things got to come to an end
It's the same with the wildwood weeds
One day this feller from Washington come by
And spied one and turned white as a sheet
And they dug and they burned
And they burned and they dug and they killed
All our cute little weeds and then they drove away
We just smiled and waved sittin' ther on that sack o' seeds

"Y'all come back now, y'hear!"

(c) Copyright 1974 by Famous Music Corporation, Ensign Music Corporation and Parody
Publishing Co.

- SONG HITS, December 1974.

 

[Ms.Fox]

^ Lol! Cute. ;-)

 

[greenmonkey]

you might be a stoner if you name your child after a favorite pipe.

 

[WaVancouver]

you might be a pothead if....

You think the song "Truckin’" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.
Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.
Your bong is taller than your dog.
It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.
You set your wedding date for 4/20.
Your cat's ID tag says "STONER CAT" <----mine does!
You flip through ten channels on the TV before you realize you were just trying to turn up the volume
You went to the Superbowl thinking you were gonna get smoked out!
pets are potheads too.
the bath and body works hemp lotion intrigues.
everytime you cough, it sounds like the garbage disposal.
you have this site bookmarked

 

[KMSofNC]

if you think an apple is a breakfast and a wake and bake grown into one.

 

[KMSofNC]

Re: You might be a pothead if...

If you can search your car and find an 1/8 of ganja cause you smoked the rest of the O the night b4. And then hot box your car again and wonder where your green went.

 

[MissP]

You make weed part of your budget.

$80 for the electric bill, $30 for gas, $100 for groceries, $40 for weed"

Instead of waiting until you're totally out of it, you get some in advance so that you don't have to go without.

 

[vurxg]

you MacGuyver a lighter/pipe/bong more times than you do homework/housework in a year

you order a pizza, forget you ordered it then when the pizza comes you wonder if they somehow knew you were hungry [done that too many times]

you hate holidays because your family is over so you cant smoke in your usual spot

you know exactly how long you have to abstain from smoking to pass a drug test