A joke my mom got

Damagoman

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Cute pics go with it.
But that's just too much work :cheesygrinsmiley:


A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint
When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,

'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'

The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala
where they enjoyed a few joints.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry'
and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far
over and fell into the river.

A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and
helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,
'What's the matter with you?'
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he
was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,
got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,

'Hey you!'





So the koala looked down at him and said,





'Shiiiiiiiiiiit, duuuuuude.....
How much water did you drink?!!'
 
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My roomate and i are dying.... And were sober, great joke!
 
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:rofl::rofl: tooo funny! thanks for the laugh.

:rollit:
 
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:biglaugh: :rofl:that made me laugh so hard I started coughing and crying. that's the funniest joke I've heard in a long time! :ganjamon:
 
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hahah awesome joke man Lolol
 
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!:laughtwo: I just sent that to all my friends! Thanks!
 
lofl That's hilarious. Love it.

Here's one that I heard recently

Who makes more money, a Drug Dealer or a Hooker?
A Hooker, because she can just wash her crack and use it again.
 
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