Anyone ever seen one of these!!??

[Pzza138]

Geez Louise!!
So I went out to move my plant from the patio to outside ,like I do every morning.
And looked her over for anything that was new, pest,and any damage I need to be aware of. The usual morn routines.
I saw this and I almost lost it bc I thought i grew balls over night.
I was about to commit murder...
Then I looked again and I saw tht it kept seeming like it was moving,wtf
Well it is a bug, that just happened to be in the spot a nut would be in and looks like one too.ha
Check this out
Does anyone know what this is??!

 

[TysonOG]

No idea, but I can definitely see why you were worried at first glance.

 

[Pzza138]

Yeah whatever it is was chilling rt there where nuts would be.ha
I literally out of frustration ripped my plant up, glad I thought it moved...said wait a minute, then it became clear these nuts move.i almost felt like me not wanting it to be a seed so much that it manifested in front of my eyes I to an incect,so then I thought I was also a wizard...fun morning

 

[Pzza138]

Almost*ripped it up

 

[TysonOG]

You're a wizard Harry!

 

[Pzza138]

Pretty sure this is the culprit
Glad I got it before it feasted on the plant

 

[CO Finest]

it looks very similar to a Japanese beetle