lkeller
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Maybe anything with subliminal messages telling it to grow strong and healthy bearing a high yield
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Studies by Herbivore psychologists have proven that THC contents are enriched when subjecting the plants to classic rock music. It was also proven in the same study that suicides among marijuana plants increased when subjected to rap music.
suicide?
ummm either im really dumb or really stoned or a combo of the both.
ummm how does a plant commit suicide.
I cant imagine a plant grabbing a knife with his own sunleaf and slitting his stem.
If you have some depressed plants that you think are suicidal you can send them to me and I will council them back to a happy place at no cost...
plant suicide is more a form of harvest prevention. you see, when growers plant these plants, most of the time they have the sole intention of smoking the delicious resin that resides on the leaves and in the flowers.... because the plant somehow found this out it has begun to forgo its normal vegetative state and instead fall into a spiral of self doubt causing confusion.... and suicidal thoughts. that plant refuses to absorb water or nutrients, effectively limiting the resources which a plant has to preform photosynthesis... and inherently the plant withers and dies of its own free will.
prevention is easy. just dont let your plant know its gonna be rolled up into a fat ass blunt.
this moment of your life wasted
by Itsu
good shit ima start tellin my plant its gonna be king of the world maybe it will get a fat head and become huge and great lol
YOU SIR! have the right idea! LIES! fill the plants full of false hopes and they will grow to be RIDICULOUSLY GREEN! bushy full of bud! they will grow up just like our children when we tell them of the easter bunny and santa clause.
sorry, imma bit stoned
thanks for the link l8!!
Itsu:: ill let you know its my first time so it a lil rough at the moment but im gettin the hang of it.