NickAtNite
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This post is funny as hell..
Things you should not do stoned!
- Thread starter bigjake
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NickAtNite
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OMG..i just laughed so hard i almost pissed my pants..just did a similar thing tha other night..tha video is on facebook.
branson111190
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never ever cook when ur stoned . you may think what your eating is good but then u throw up an hour later . for example . . . a mayo and jelly sandwich with pickles
Oh god that sounds awful! reminds me of the time i though mixing kract mac&cheese with a jar of queso sauce and crunched up nacho chips was a good idea. I puked so hard.
Propa Gator
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I smoke and I snooze, eyes open to view
But little desire to move
If I'd stuff to do, the worst thing's a doob
Unless all is good till tomorrow
High time is well spent, with chores left unbent
Tis the best excuse that I know
To sit in my chair till my head loses air
And not leave a mess to clean out
But little desire to move
If I'd stuff to do, the worst thing's a doob
Unless all is good till tomorrow
High time is well spent, with chores left unbent
Tis the best excuse that I know
To sit in my chair till my head loses air
And not leave a mess to clean out
lil stinker 420
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thanx for the laughs guys great thread.
chancedebris
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I just forgot why I was holding my breath, and let it out too soon.
branson111190
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Oh god that sounds awful! reminds me of the time i though mixing kract mac&cheese with a jar of queso sauce and crunched up nacho chips was a good idea. I puked so hard.
lmao im not gonna lie that sounds pretty good "right now"
you need to share more on this
DXM89
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I dont know if you should do wen your stoned or not but im Maad stoned right now & im thinking wot i eva i did i thought was right is now wrong Lol! i dno ...
What does that mean? No offence dude, but its like you're speaking(typing) a different language.
What does that mean? No offence dude, but its like you're speaking(typing) a different language.
Lol, the sad thing is that we have more than a few members who live in a part of the world where English is learned as a second, third, fourth, etc. language. One wonders how they deal with "do it yourself" language.
I also intend no offense, but think about it, people. Most of us dumb Americans can either figure it out or ignore it as we see fit. But this is truly a global website. You're probably giving the non-native English speakers fits. And if they have NO grasp of English and must rely on a web-based translator to turn our posts into their native tongue, well, gobbledygook probably gives such translators fits.
I'm just saying...
Back on topic:
One thing you should NOT do stoned is to walk past your air conditioner (when it is running) carrying a loaded spoon.
And it was the last of my bud, too! Hmm. I wonder if I have anything that I can build a screen for the vacuum cleaner out of, lol. Stupid shag carpet.
(Stupid TorturedSoul.)
What does that mean? No offence dude, but its like you're speaking(typing) a different language.
Its called Stoner language thats why you cant understand it ..
Wingman420
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Its called Stoner language thats why you cant understand it ..
I speak that language sometimes but seem to forget it gets lost in translation.
dont know why but I am always forgetting something
Kush Krete
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I personally like to be really stoned and whip up some sort of disgusting concoction that (at the time) looks delicious. It really boosts my ego. Then I decide that I'm a master chef.
DXM89
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OK people, It's been three(ish) months and I think everyone should have a new story or two so.. 
Watch a Bruce Lee movie with your entire family while baked like a Christmas ham. I'm lucky my sister and her husband were just as stoned or else I would have stood out! The whole thing was too funny to handle, I think my parents knew..
Watch a Bruce Lee movie with your entire family while baked like a Christmas ham. I'm lucky my sister and her husband were just as stoned or else I would have stood out! The whole thing was too funny to handle, I think my parents knew..
