You might be a pothead if.

[Pinch]

you go downstairs and forget why you came downstairs...

Just did this 3 minutes ago...

 

[HalfPint]

....If you dont use your storage room in your apartment for storage anymore since you've discovered that its the best place to hot box in the world

 

[beensmokin420]

.......Someone asks you for a lighter you reply, "What color?"

 

[Damagoman]

Oh man, U one Of Them white lighter haters!???!

I love 'em ... oh I get it ... NeverMind

 

[SmokinDame13]

Off the top of my head..........................................................................
..............................................................................................................Having a cig lit in the ash tray----in my hand----AND lighting another.....
Gotta stop smokin' them cigs............

 

[Damagoman]

If you clean and roll before you shower,
so your doobs don't taste like bath soap

 

[NateTheGreat]

u spend about a half hour looking for the lighter thats in your hand

your main priority of the day is getting high all day

 

[NateTheGreat]

every day is 4/20

 

[NateTheGreat]

you just write, umm i forgot, for a you might be a pothead if, post

 

[NateTheGreat]

you carry a lighter everywhere but only use it to smoke pot

theres a real good movie on and u get baked to watch it then forget its on and miss it

you forget you have to go to the doctors and get high then figure out u gotta go

^personal experience, i cancelled the appointment

 

[NateTheGreat]

most of the music you listen to has refrences to weed

 

[Damagoman]

The only song you know by heart is "Wild WoodWeed"

 

[Herb Fellow]

When everything you see, your mind gets going as to how can I make a pipe out of that?!

 

[Lady Pothead]

When you are in the market you think, "Will this taste good after smoking?" And then buy way to much.

 

[Damagoman]

.. you need a scales and calculator to split stuff up

 

[420AM&PM]

You get excited to see how much kief you collected from your kief catching grinder.

- I love this, its like a birthday present .. lmao.

 

[Herb Fellow]

If you clean and roll before you shower,
so your doobs don't taste like bath soap

Excellent! how about if your Christmas tree has more buds than bulbs

 

[cuz'nhomegron]

the sh@t on PBS makes sence

 

[Mary420juana]

you may be a pothead if... you can ALWAYS find a stash of roaches somewhere.. even when you've searched already

 

[Fight2Legalize]

you might be a pot head if you smoke schwagg when u cant find any headies