Krissi's Side Project: Gorillas Like Lemons, Too - Photoperiod 2021

One of so many :rofl: when mrs tkmk gets really pissed it come out ten fold :rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl: I have the BEST visual :rofl::rofl::rofl:
My wife is Mescalero and I piss her off on purpose because she is so beautiful holding a sharp knife screaming how much she wants to make menudo out of me. Haha. Viva de Loca!

NTH
:rofl::rofl::laugh::laugh: you killed me at "she is so beautiful holding a sharp knife screaming how much she wants to make menudo out of me" :rofl: can I tell you how much I love fried plantains NTH :laughtwo::laughtwo: and ex of my was Equadorian and man oh man the arguments from Havana to there and back again :rofl: but the food oh the food
 
If my spouse human came at me with a knife she would be getting pepper sprayed or tased, especially if she were speaking German.

That means the tables have flipped in her head already huh? It's survival of the fittest at that point!
Living a post scalping lifestyle wouldn't be too adverse with the advancements in wig technology, assuming you survive.
Hahahaha you will barely know it's a wig! Unless you buy from Trump's wig maker
 
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